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Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match

“Ya know, Mistress Elsha” Krul(l)tar massaged the stubble under his chin. “Your a wicked mad shooter, and would be useful to The Order“

“Flattery won’t save your life, Krully.” She pointed the barrel of the sniper rifle at Krul(l)tar.

“ahh, but wait.” A nervous bead of sweat trickled down from his temple “I know 3 things you don’t know.”

“OK, I’ll bite. What 3 things do you know?”

“one, the Awesomers are Awesome”

Mistress Elsha rolled her eyes. “You’re just trying to buy time, it won’t work” She pulled the hammer back.

“Ttttwwwoooo” Krul(l)tar stuttered, “John Perkins is still alive”

Krul(l)tar’s statement, as absurd as it was, made her pause for a moment.

“I did him myself, so I know that’s a …”

Mistress Elsha’s body fell off the horse as the dart penetrated her armor. John Perkins walked out of the bushes holding a dart gun.

“Three, I’m writing this sequel” Krul(l)tar said as Mistress Elsha’s eyes drifted to unconsciousness.

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Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

ok i am going to post what i had written but didnt get a chance to get up. wait ill just alter it a bit so it still fits.
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
thebetweenspace
Posted 2 months ago

Go Krul(l)tar! Awesome sequel with the glorious revelation that Mr. Perkins isn’t dead!
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 2 months ago

“Watch your back”
I ALWAYS forget that one! Doh!
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
John Perkins
Posted 2 months ago

This was hilarious. I laughed out loud in my cubicle, then looked around sheepishly to see if anyone saw me. The “krul(l)tar” was my favorite part. Though, I’m highly appreciative of you bringing me back to life so the RabbleRouser can kill me again.
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫
Posted 2 months ago

THAT is awesome!!!!! Krully comes in to save his hide!!! Brilliant!!!

And Mr. Perkins is BACK , BABY!! wooooo

@John: Ya.. people are lookin’ at me all funny-like!
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Lone Writer
Posted 2 months ago

John you survived, how does it feel?
LOL
LoA
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Punkin
Posted 2 months ago

Nice comeback.
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Jamie Rose
Posted 2 months ago

That was hilarious! Sorry, can’t make a very long comment, I have to keep reading!
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Jamie Rose
Posted 2 months ago

That was hilarious! Sorry, can’t make a very long comment, I have to keep reading!
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Jamie Rose
Posted 2 months ago

That was so funny! Sorry, I can’t write a long comment, I have to keep reading!
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Jamie Rose
Posted 2 months ago

Oops, sorry I posted that comment twice and then thought I hadn’t posted it, so I wrote another one! Sorry!
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Mask By The Moon
Posted 2 months ago

I just went through most of the series, moving on to the rest, this is really good.
Mistress Elsha Meets Her Match
Stovohobo
Posted 2 months ago

Oh, this is just twisted, sick, brilliant, hilarious, and amazingly awesome all at once. About as awesome as this:
http://xkcd.com/254/