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Mistress Elsha gets a good day's sleep.

John Perkins repeatedly checked Mistress Elsha’s neck for a pulse.

“Don’t worry John, there’s enough tranquilizer in those darts to keep a rhino asleep for days, but it won’t kill her.” Krulltar pulled out his blackberry and texted a message.

“So who’s head are we going to attach to Mighty Joe? She one of yours?” John asked.

“Nah, that’s a MacGuffin”

“So, what’d this MacGuffin chick do?”

“No, MacGuffin’s not her name. Her name is Sarah Conrad.”

“So who’s this MacGuffin guy you mentioned.”

“Listen close, Sarah Conrad’s head is a MacGuffin.”

John changed subjects. “So, tell me again. How do you plan on…” John started to ask about what the The Order had codenamed Operation Awesome, or as known in The Order’s internal memos as Grand Reunification Outline for the Renewal of Awesomeness, aka GRORA .

Krulltar’s Blackberry beeped.

“Krulltar checking in. Safecode is Themla and Louise. Update, the sparrow has been caged.” Krulltar hung up. “It’s best you don’t know, John. Trust me.”

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Mistress Elsha gets a good day's sleep.
Mighty-Joe Young
Posted about 1 month ago

you know how some things just feel sinful’ like when you are partying in a hotel room with a stripper and an eightball, and then you call another stripper to come over. you know one was enough but you had to indulge right? that is what this series is like its like eating ice cream while you have a tooth ache. i am having more fun than…well lets just say its fun.
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thebetweenspace
Posted about 1 month ago

The sparrow has been caged indeed. So what’s a McGuffin?
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Krulltar
Posted about 1 month ago

McGuffin is an old hitchcock trick (someone correct me I’m wrong) that refers to a plot device that steers the characters and plot, but has no real significance. Kind of like the brief case in the movie Pulp Fiction,
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted about 1 month ago

But the brief case contained the soul of Marcelous Wallace. That is why when he got it back he could forgive bruce willis and undergo a transformation of sorts like samuel l jacksons character had. after a little anal rape that is.
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Krulltar
Posted about 1 month ago

I just googled it (and yes there is a wiki artical on it), but I misspelled it. It’s should be spelled MacGuffin.
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John Perkins
Posted about 1 month ago

Hey, I totally know what a MacGuffin is, but I still found the back-and-forth to be quite funny. A little Abbott and Costello-ish even.
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Krulltar
Posted about 1 month ago

@john, the Abbott and costello banter was what I was going for. This sequel’s main purpouse was to introduce The Order [insert them music here]...the mysterious group that Krulltar (me) is working with in order to save the Awesomers.
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Lone Writer
Posted about 1 month ago

Woo! I am throughly enjoying this!
LoA
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YodaOnCrack
Posted about 1 month ago

Great stuff!
Mistress Elsha gets a good day's sleep.
Mighty-Joe Young
Posted about 1 month ago

hey i noticed how noone mentioned how i told the secret intent of pulp fiction. i swear that is the real mc guffin or i am crazy.
Mistress Elsha gets a good day's sleep.
Mighty-Joe Young
Posted about 1 month ago

hey i posted the last one krully are you going to sequel 0or waht?
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MarySue
Posted about 2 hours ago

This so far is my favorite out of the series.