An Inconvenient Question

by Never Explain

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“Why do you sit up in heaven while the world’s ozone layer rots?” Another new voice appeared. This time it was from another angel, he had graying wings. He was a little on the chubby side, and he had neatly combed gray hair.

“Me dammit!” Tom explained. “I knew I shouldn’t have made you an angel! I don’t know why I have angels in politics, let alone democrats!”

“Hey, you invited me.” The man said. “And it’s not my fault I got a nobel prize for An Inconvenient Truth....and inventing the internet!”

“You didn’t invent the internet, and that crappy-ass movie of yours isn’t even half true!!” Tom boomed. “Now I banish you, ya damn liberal!!”

In a puff of black smoke, the man who I was starting to think was Al Gore was gone.

Tom was shaking his head. “Politicians make horrible angels. Please, next question.”

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  1. An Inconvenient Question

    Never Explain's Buddy Icon Never Explain

    Posted about 1 month ago

    Okay, I apologize to anyone who may be offended by this. This is more for my own experimentation/entertainment, so please keep any derogatory comments to yourselves.

    I warned you, but it only gets worse.

    Oh well, have fun with it. I did

    Never Explain, LoA

  2. An Inconvenient Question

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    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahaha. I love it! =) nice job this is getting interesting.
    LoA

  3. An Inconvenient Question

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHAHA ! That is great! I like it!
    LoA

  4. An Inconvenient Question

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious. I was wondering if Al Gore would make some sort of appearance here after reading the title.

  5. An Inconvenient Question

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    too funny the satire. its priceless.

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