Teenage Dictionary, Grey Edition

by Laine P. Grey

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So, here’s my edition:

Demented – unfair and/or ridiculous. See also “retarded”

Ex. “Dude, that was frigging demented.”

Chuck Norris – often used as an excuse or punchline of an otherwise unfunny joke.

Ex. “Why isn’t your homework done?” “Chuck Norris.” or “Guess who came over last night.” “Chuck Norris.”

Ice – often said after an insult has been made, implying that “(ex.) You’re gonna need ice for that burn.”

Edward Cullen – describes someone who is beautiful and perfect. Usually used by female Twilerds describing a guy.

Ex. “What’s he like?” “He’s my Edward Cullen.”

Make my life – an event or person that makes one very happy.

Ex. “Omg, if he comes, that would totally make my life.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

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    ficus' Buddy Icon ficus

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahaha wow i LOVE the Edward Cullen thing.it is so true.
    my friends and i kinda actually have a “team/club”
    GO TEAM EDWARD !

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted about 1 month ago

    I’ve heard the Chuck Norris bit, and I think the Edward Cullen thing is starting to take off. :)

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    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted about 1 month ago

    Haha you have NO idea how much I hear Edward Cullen lol

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    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yes!! Chuck Norris! LOL
    Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares at the book until it coughs up the information he wants.

  5. Teenage Dictionary, Grey Edition

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted about 1 month ago

    haha. wow i love them all very nice!
    LoA

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    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted about 1 month ago

    hahahhaa i laughed at the chuck norris thing.
    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 month ago

    =is utterly sick of the twilight references=

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    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    =agrees with Mask By The Moon=

    Edward Cullen is everywhere! My friends, who are avid Twilight fans, never stop using that phrase…

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    Flute Loop<33's Buddy Icon Flute Loop<33

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Aw, don’t hate on Edward Cullen just because he’s amazing =]

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    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted about 1 month ago

    * agrees with mask by the moon and orangeoreos *
    Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

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    Reverie's Buddy Icon Reverie

    Posted about 1 month ago

    lmao I love the Edward Cullen bit
    it’s amazing how much that’s taking off!

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