Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

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Somebody Call The Fire Truck! – Used after someone gets insulted really badly
Ex – “Somebody call the fire truck! ‘Cause you just got burned!”

Meh – Not really a word. More like a noncommital noise, used to answer an question that you have no answer to
Ex – “Do you like James?” Jenny asked. “Meh.” said Vanessa.

No Cars In Oklahoma – First said by Joe Jonas who ran into the middle of a street in Oklahoma and screamed, “There are no cars in Oklahoma!”
Ex – “That’s about as likely as being hit by a car in Oklahoma.”

Cough, Choke, Spasm – The actual words are said in that specific order when something exceedingly strange happens or is said
Ex – “Michael just won the Karaoke competition.” Miley told Jessica. “Cough, Choke, Spasm.” said Jessica.

Special – Meaning weird, strange, or ridiculous
Ex. “That was special.”

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  1. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 3 months ago

    haha i’ve only heard the last one but the Joe Jonas one was hilarious.

  2. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 3 months ago

    Joe Jonas…. what would we do without you. without Joe we would have: no funny lines (such as above), and no true eye candy (other than the some and the few.)
    i lol-ed at special.
    =]

  3. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 3 months ago

    I died at no cars in oklahoma. I ran back to my room and screamed at morgan “THERE ARE NO CARS IN OKLAHOMA !” after reading it.

  4. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

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    Posted 3 months ago

    Meh is most definitely over-used by me.

  5. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

    Flute Loop<33's Buddy Icon Flute Loop<33

    Posted 3 months ago

    Gotta love Joe Jonas =]

  6. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

    Fantasy's Buddy Icon Fantasy

    Posted 3 months ago

    OMG NO CARS IN OKLAHOMA !!

    I HAVE A FREAKING SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT !!!!!!!! HAHAHA

    LOVE IT !

  7. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 3 months ago

    lol, probably the only good thing about the Jonas Brothers is Joe’s randomness.
    =hides from torpedos thrown at her by die-hard jb fans=
    but i definitely use “meh” waaaaaaaay too much.

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    Laine the Grey's Buddy Icon Laine the Grey

    Posted 3 months ago

    Ha, I have used the “meh” bit, but kinda raised my eyebrow at Joe Jonas.

  9. Teenage Dictionary, Special Edition!

    Reverie's Buddy Icon Reverie

    Posted 3 months ago

    i’ve never heard the joe jonas one before
    i’ve never even seen the video!
    sad haha

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