“I swear if at least one of these rogues are not captured soon i will have you all drawn and quartered.”
“Sir we don’t know the area they are highlanders, we were sailors.”
“No more excuses.”
Esbin thought to himself, “I advised the king against disbanding the dragoons. Especially Sir Perceval, that knight will be the death of us all.”
“Sir, another tax shipment was seized and fifteen men killed.”
“WHAT?”
Esbin stormed around the room, until his collar started to feel more like a hangman’s noose than dress apparel.
“This is what we are going to do, send them a bribe, make them an offer to hire them to protect us from them.”
“Sir who will ride out to offer this bribe.”
“What about you?”
“Just kill me now sir, i am an impatient fellow.”
“Ha ha, yes it is a death sentence, send the drunk tax collector.”
Inspired by
The journey to the mountains would have taken days on foot, but all too soon the snowy tops were right before the two escapee…
A sequel to A New Nest
About the author
Mighty-Joe Young
route 2 box 666 hueca mundo right past los noches then turn in front of the el diablo loco between taco hell and walmart
i bet you wouldn't have guessed this is me.
Series i am proud of
Kira and Mardy with mistress Elsha Hawk
http://ficlets.com/stories/29402
Peripheral Evil With Jenunique
http://ficlets.com/stories/35765
Solomon’s Curse Miniseries
http://ficlets.com/stories/40186
The Tempting Of Heath Ledger Miniseries
http://ficlets.com/stories/38323
The zombie western
http://ficlets.com/stories/34114
Hopi indian mythology craziness
http://ficlets.com/stories/edit/33486
Well Before i joined the league of Awesomeness and recieved my new title (trumpets blaze champagne falls from the sky and velvet ropes part) as AWESOME POSSUM i was a gardner for the shiba clan who found a mask and then was transformed into the purple crime fighter the maxx who lived in a card board box or slept on julie winter’s couch but i could only be on vacation so long so i returning to my life as a gardner where i was savagely murdered by a new strain of pink izz. Then i awoke in hueco mundo as a flea with a tiny hollow hole in my hand and a mask shaped like mr gone. Well after centuries of fighting and becomeing a vasto lord then with the help of the hougyku i became the number 9 espada. Well after the death of the Hollow king, Lord plankton, the yoda of arrancar times got hard and i had to get a job as a cashier at the walmart in hueco mundo, its kind of a dreary job being part of an evil empire with plans on enslaving the human race and robbing mankind of freewill, but walmart does have insurance. speaking of that i need to call my supervisor ganju sheeba and ask him if hinataro is going to cover my shift, so i don’t miss my name earl, cause hamtaro is coming over with liono and gargamel since my wife the most beautiful soul in hueco mundo, little alibye espada number one king of the hollows, the hatshepsut of bankai, is at the strip bar with the shinigami women’s association tonight
favorite quote This is gettin serious boys get mama’s plastic stripper shoes out yer lego box.
“I used to do drugs, i still do but i used to, also.” Mitch hedmon
“I used to have a crack problem, but now i don’t smoke it anymore, hardly ever that much.” Flavor flav or Paula Abdul, pick one.
Anyone who eats room temperature cheese from a can won’t mind if it glows in the dark.
I am not stupid, i do know how to burn a jesus face into a grilled cheese sandwich,THANK YOU!
Well you are going to regret this and when you go to hallmark to buy a card to ask me to forgive you they aren’t going to have one because its too specific.
favorite tomb stone inscriptions
Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts
Here lies the truth because he never told it.
Ike was a womanizer and he cheated at cards
I’ll miss you red i hear they don’t have cats in heaven
Published on July 16, 2008.
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