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Anna Foiled By An Ill Timed Compliment

“Maybe that stuff works in dirty dancing reruns, but not here sister” trumped Mask By The Moon as the eleven year old pint-sized pugilistic pickpocketing poet slugged Ana and stole the ficlinomicon from Anna’s robe.
Anna clapped hands like Edward Elric and started to use her power when, what was left of the mechanical Mighty Joe,
clutched the sorceresses ankle and said, “Wow have you done something new with your hair?”
That was all the distraction that Mask needed, then she summoned Krulltar’s partner in crime the Turn coat double agent of awesome, Holdini. Together they Morphed into some type of power ranger meets the elephant man killing machine.
In all of the bedlam and confusion, everyone had lost sight of the deadly diva herself, but they all new who had fired the shot that brought down the menacing mangled medley of monstrous mutations.
No one But the Baroness of Bad-ass Herself Elsha Hawk
She looked at the crowd and said before bolting out the back,
“THANK YOU I ’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK .”

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g2 (la pianista irlandesa)
Posted 2 months ago

odd series, but I like it
(And btw, you might want to do some spell-checkage…)
I am also thankful that unworthy little people such as myself have not, as yet, been dragged into this mess. (and now I’m probably going to get dragged in because I brought it up… dang my big mouth)
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Ana Cristina
Posted 2 months ago

Wait, did I just die again? That sucks. Though I laughed when I read the line, Anna clapped hands like Edward Elric and started to use her power when, what was left of the mechanical Mighty Joe,clutched the sorceresses ankle and said, “Wow have you done something new with your hair?”
Only you, Rabble Rouser, could have written such a line.
Oh, and that’s one hilarious ending to this ficlet. Is the series over now?? Say it ain’t so!
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

i think my spell check was just a remedial speller or something. and no it cant be over this is too much fun plus now krultar has to bring himself back
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

i meant holdini back
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chakatreatmentson!(LoA)
Posted 2 months ago

i am an alliteration addict, and as such i peed a little when i read this, and i always knew you were a robot , a weird little jewelvis vegetarian robot that thinks correct spelling is for the boring, but a robot nonetheless
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[ wall.doll ]
Posted 2 months ago

Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. The compliment itself was obviously the best part. But I also liked Baroness of Bad-ass as well.
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Krulltar
Posted 2 months ago

I absolutely love your alliterations too. Also, another sequel added.
@ana, you are not dead again (yet), if i’m not misstaken the bullet hit holdini/mask by the moon
@g2, your wish has been granted. You are now ficletized.
@chaka, I assume jewelvis=jewish elvis? that’s f’ing hillarious
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g2 (la pianista irlandesa)
Posted 2 months ago

@ Krulltar: I didn’t ask to be ficlitized, but hey, I’ll roll with it… I guess…
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SKermitgorf
Posted 2 months ago

awesome stuff about mask by the moon..
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Lone Writer
Posted 2 months ago

LOL . Baroness! That’s priceless! Go MBTM !
LoA
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Punkin
Posted 2 months ago

I love the line about the hair, it’s so unexpexted considering the situation, and it adds a lot of flavor.
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

hey punkin it is really funny if ypou read anna’s new pic the poem
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thebetweenspace
Posted 2 months ago

Hilarious, I love the compliment and your colorful descriptions, such as, they Morphed into some type of power ranger meets the elephant man killing machine.