Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

by Krulltar

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There’s a little known fact about Mistress Elsha Hawk. Killing gives her happy feet; imagine if the boot scoot boogie and hookey pookey had a kid. That kid would be the Napoleon Dynamite dance Elsha was doing as G2’s fist hit in her breadbox.

“I’ve been waiting for this moment.” Elsha lunged at G2.

G2 grabbed Elsha’s shoulder and thrust her to the ground. This happened 3 more times, and each time Elsha had to pick herself off the ground.

“My Kung Fu is strong.” G2’s arms and legs formed into an aggressive stance.

“Can your Kung Fu dodge bullets?”

In the split second that Elsha’s body shifted to pick up the gun, the distance between the two rivals had become minuscule. G2’s fist squarely landed on Elsha’s nose before she had a chance to put her finger on the trigger.

“ewe book my nooze” screamed Elsha through the blood and tears, dropping the gun again.

G2 shrugged. “It could be worse.” The Irish Pianist landed a roundhouse kick to the side of Elsha’s head, knocking her unconscious.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    this is the funniest title ever.

  2. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Krulltar's Buddy Icon Krulltar

    Posted 2 months ago

    FYI , “It could be worse.” is G2’s unoffical motto in her profile.

  3. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    oh it gets worse lol

  4. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    this is more fun than a barrel of monkeys and a thimble of really small bananas.

  5. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    sequeled back how you like the title lol

  6. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Agreed, the title is the best.

  7. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    g2 (la pianista irlandesa)'s Buddy Icon g2 (la pianista irlandesa)

    Posted 2 months ago

    DANG ! I am speechless right now… I wish I could roundhouse someone, but I’m rather scared about the sequel. Very well done

  8. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yes, the title is ridiculous.
    LoA

  9. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Watween's Buddy Icon Watween

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The really funny part about this is that I know g2 in real life, and she would NEVER do this.

    Though it’s funny to try and picture her….

  10. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

    Punkin's Buddy Icon Punkin

    Posted 2 months ago

    I like the title, too, but now I’m stuck with that song in my head.

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