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Gitarzan, he's a guitar man

thebetweenspace put his “Attack of the Clones” DVD back in its case, and disconnected the satellite uplink. Let’s hope those government boys are as predictable as Krulltar says tbs thought to himself as he texted a message.

Normally Krulltar would have heard his blackberry beep as it received tbs’s message. Normally Krulltar’s ears weren’t ringing from the explosion caused by the aluminum alien abomination of apocalyptic alliterations, and normally Krulltar didn’t have Wall Doll using his left ear to strum Gitarzan. Since this wasn’t a normal day, all this excitement was making Krulltar a bit edgy and angry.

“Stop it, wench!!” Krulltar screamed as he tore the guitar from Wall Doll’s hands

“Hey! Do you have any idea who you’re talking to?” she demanded.

“We’re superheroes!” answered More Ways.

“Real ones!” added Jenunique.

Needless to say, that didn’t calm Krulltar down. Now he was angry. And no one wanted Krulltar angry. Not even superheroes.

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Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫
Posted 2 months ago

hahaha… I love it!!
aluminum alien abomination of apocalyptic alliterations best alliteration ever!
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫
Posted 2 months ago

BTW : be easy on my girlfriends!! :)
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫
Posted 2 months ago

i can sense an Attack of the Wall Dolls with +20 Guitars of Alliteration Awesomeness
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
Ana Cristina
Posted 2 months ago

Hate to edit something so awesomely awesome, but it should read superheroes in the last line.
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Lone Writer
Posted 2 months ago

I like the alliteration part!
LoA
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Krulltar
Posted 2 months ago

Maybe your monitor is dropping character’s Ana, looks fine to me :P
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
Lone Writer
Posted 2 months ago

I felt a bit lonely so I thought I’d join the fun!
LoA
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
g2 (la pianista irlandesa)
Posted 2 months ago

“aluminum alien abomination of apocalyptic alliterations”? Wow. I have no idea how you do it.
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 2 months ago

I love the lines by the “camo Power Puff girls” and I agree with ALRO , and the +20 guitars :)
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
[ wall.doll ]
Posted 2 months ago

“aluminum alien abomination of apocalyptic alliterations”...Brilliance.
The last few lines make me think of a Hulk-ish figure. “GRAAAWR!! KRULLTAR ANGRYYY !”
Gitarzan, he's a guitar man
Stovohobo
Posted 2 months ago

“Aluminum alien abomination of apocalyptic alliterations”...perfect…
“Wench!”…perfect, indeed…
Just one big ball o’ awesomeness.
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Jenunique
Posted 2 months ago

Oh great… I go from “Wooah ooo ooooo” to “guitarzan…..” all in the span of 2 minutes.. My grey matter is going to be bubbling for days. :D
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At least we are, “Real ones!” This is so hilarious!