Superhero Obituaries-Lightfoot; Friend to the Animals

by SKermitgorf

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Tuscan Arizona—
The superhero known as Lightfoot died after falling (or being pushed, Police still investigating mysterious sounds heard earlier in the day coming from his apartment) off his apartment building on Thursday the 17th of July.

Lightfoot, who wore trademark blue boots and a fedora with chicken feathers on it dyed purple and yellow, will be laid to rest on Saturday, in a private ceremony.

Lightfoot got into the super hero business as a vigilante who hunted down animal abusers. Later in his career he was spotted eating live chickens and stomping on mice.

Disgraced, he briefly changed his name to The Geekanator and moved to France where he married Songstress, famous herself for her ability to pierce the eardrums of her enemies, thereby rendering them deaf.

Lightfoot was believed to be eighty eight years old and sired a son by Songstress, Dave McCombersome, an actor in commercials for beef.

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  1. Superhero Obituaries-Lightfoot; Friend to the Animals

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yay, this series is back! I had wanted to contribute before but then I forgot all about it. This was hilarious, Kermit. This line gets a prize: Later in his career he was spotted eating live chickens and stomping on mice.

  2. Superhero Obituaries-Lightfoot; Friend to the Animals

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    OK, I’ve continued the silliness.

  3. Superhero Obituaries-Lightfoot; Friend to the Animals

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    oh kermit i know you didnt see the 1947 film nightmare alley that popularized the term geek did you? it seems like you did and if so you are a big geek. lol just needlin ya gorf

  4. Superhero Obituaries-Lightfoot; Friend to the Animals

    chakatreatmentson!(LoA)'s Buddy Icon chakatreatmentson!(LoA)

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This totally begs the question “Why the mid career direction change” . I totally need a sequel about what the hell happened that made him start hating on animals , I’m totally curious now !

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