Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

by Mighty-Joe Young

The conversation stalled the Eastwood style show down just long enough for Anna to dive in to the pile of body parts, that had once been Mask/holdini.
“Now prepare to die because i wield the Ficlinomicon.” She yelled as she pulled the book from the goo and brains.
She started to speak and then she paused like the words just wouldn’t come out. Everyone in front of her froze, awaiting her spell that would cause untold horror, but nothing came out.
“What is that?” questioned krulltar, pointing to a red line on her torso.
Then the top of Anna’s body slid off like the last piece of cheese, when you have a whole box of wheat thins. Her topless torso revealed the blade of the cerulean samurai, the azure assailant, The Blue Sparrow.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 2 months ago

    Oh dear =/ that’s not too good.. lol

    PS: I think the title’s gonna attract alot of ppl wink wink XDDD

  2. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ohh no. Ana is dead once more, and slain by none other than Blu! Wow, I agree with Bartimaeus. The title is going to attract people. I can’t wait for her reaction! LOL XD
    LoA

  3. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 2 months ago

    I’m a sucker for a good title! Slid off like a piece of cheese! and Blu a samuri! Nice!

  4. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 2 months ago

    Blu? A samurai? Haha! we gotta tell her!

  5. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    you are shameless. Hilarious title.

  6. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I was afraid to click on this story, truth be told. But the payoff was worth it, if it means Blu gets to be a samurai. That’s pretty neat. Now, um, how about making the title a little more PG? Pretty please? Or at least removing my name.

  7. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    anna it means the top of your body not your shirt…you have a dirty mind…ok if you want let me think of something witty ok? how about anna topless question mark instead of !!!!!

  8. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    better? wink wink

  9. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yes!! Merci beaucoup! :)

  10. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Disregard my note, LOL . I like this title even better.

  11. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Krulltar's Buddy Icon Krulltar

    Posted 2 months ago

    Your amazing sequel has been sequeled. I still love the supposed x-rated title.

  12. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    hey have we kille one time and fantasy yet?

  13. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Krulltar's Buddy Icon Krulltar

    Posted 2 months ago

    nope, they are still alive. Actaully we still have LOTS of people who haven’t kicked the proverbial bucket.

  14. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The new title’s even funnier than the old one. Bonus.

  15. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 2 months ago

    I love this title – I didn’t see the old one, but I can guess at it.

  16. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    it was ‘anna cristina topless’

  17. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    it was ‘anna cristina topless’

  18. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 2 months ago

    Hehee! I am a samurai! =D
    LoA

  19. Anna's Not Half The Woman She Used To Be.

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 2 months ago

    Haha!

    Very nice!

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