I was surprised to find myself wake up in a strangely comfortable mattress. I propped myself up onto my elbow and looked down. Oh my god I thought to myself where am I? All of a sudden, I heard this booming voice call my name.

“Sam! Your here sooner then I expected. Want to tell me why that is?” I looked up in amazement. A blinding light shone on a man about seven feet tall with long, flowing white hair. Past the curly beard were his ice blue eyes that resembeled the Caribbean Sea.

“Wait, where am I? What am I doing here? Who-who are you?” I stood in front of the huge man, only coming up to his chest hidden by the glistening white robe he had on.

“Well, from what I saw, you took about eight Advil pills at once, washing them down with a can of Bud Light. You died, so I summoned you up to Heaven. Oh-sorry for being rude, my name is God.” The massive guy held his hand out to me. The last thing I remember is falling back on to that comfy white matress and going back to sleep.