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Ana's Better Half

Krulltar had learned 3 important things from playing D&D; 1 Don’t touch someone else’s dice, that’s just good etiquette. 2 Never assume a goblin is just a goblin; odds are that the DM has given them class levels. 3 Never interrupt a spellcaster who’s holding an ancient artifact, because Magic has no emergency stop switch.

“OH [INSERT EXPLETIVE ]!” screamed Krulltar as he grabbed John Perkin’s body and the Flicnomicon, and sprinted towards one of the entrances to the hypogeum. The ficlet-puff trio followed behind him.

“Hey! Come back here” hollered Jenunique

“Yeah, we aren’t done putting knots on your head” said Wall Doll

“Really BIG knots” added More Ways.

Colorful energies swirled over Ana Cristina’s better half as the magical ether was sucked from the area. Instantly, all light and sound seem to vanish from existence, and then returned with a mushroom cloud of debris. The coliseum was in ruins, but Lone Star’s boots remained spotless. Sadly, the explosion wasn’t so nice to Lone Star herself.

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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

you really are amazing that is a great sequel i was just looking for a way to use the title ‘anna cristina topless!!!! you really one uped me lol and good bye lone star
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Ana Cristina
Posted 2 months ago

Poor Lone Star. But I bet she’ll love that little detail about her boots remaining “spotless” that you picked up on from the earlier fic.
By the way, it’s spelled expletive. And wow, glad to know my “better half” still kicks butt after I’ve been chopped in half by the Sparrow.
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Krulltar
Posted 2 months ago

@Ana …tomato, tomatoe Just put a cap on your red pen and be glad you went out with a bang :P
Seriously, explicative/expletive is some of the words I always incorrectly use, because I pronounce both words the same; I pronounce both as explicative. Also, I pronounce moot as mute. and don’t get me started on calvary and cavalry.
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Bartimaeus
Posted 2 months ago

LOL this whole series is absolutely insane!
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Lone Writer
Posted 2 months ago

I call sequel!
By the way I’m gonna have insane amounts of fun with this one because my name is not Lone Star.
=maniacal laughter=
LoA
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Lone Writer
Posted 2 months ago

You’ve got a sequel!
=mysterious laughter=
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Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 2 months ago

yay! the boots lived!
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thebetweenspace
Posted 2 months ago

Very nice addition to this insanely interesting series. And it’s kinda funny it took a week for someone to realize it’s lone writer not lone star, but I do like the obvious Space Balls correlation.
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THX 0477
Posted 2 months ago

Very bizarre. I’d totally missed this whole ficleteers as characters series.
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ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫
Posted 2 months ago

1 Don’t touch someone else’s dice, that’s just good etiquette…

AMEN ! That’s Geek Creed!
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OrangeOreos
Posted 2 months ago

Of course her boots remained spotless! Haha!

Very nice indeed.