Super-Hero Obituaries: Bob

by Hobo Beard Bob

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GADSDEN , Alabama – Memorial services will be held tomorrow for the superhero known as Bob. Bob was famous throughout Gadsden for his special ability to make beards grow faster.

“It used to take me weeks to grow a decent beard. All of that changed when Bob came to town,” said Randy Riddlespur, one of the several Bob fans who was shocked to hear of the heros drowning in a bathtub full of chocolate syrup.

“If he hadn’t been wearing the panda suit, he might still be with us today, ” said The Elbow Macaroni Kid, another local hero, “Chocolate syrup was like his kryptonite.”

Several local heroes are expected to attend the memorial service, which will be held at the Food World parking lot that Bob frequented. Among them are Captain Blue Tongue, Mickey Three-Fist, Homoerotic Hal, Meth Monkey, Doggy-Style Don, Fantastic Stan: The Beer Can Crusher, Constantly Moaning Marty, Captain Pit Stain and The Three-Toed Goth.

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  1. Super-Hero Obituaries: Bob

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    you went too far with this i like it

  2. Super-Hero Obituaries: Bob

    chakatreatmentson!(LoA)'s Buddy Icon chakatreatmentson!(LoA)

    Posted 2 months ago

    so this is awesome, also I have partied with the whole funeral roster- and that meth monkey ain’t nuthin nice! Clear at least five days on your calendar if he’s coming over! Wasn’t Bob married to the chick that extended the time between shaving your legs – i totally want that girl’s phone number!

  3. Super-Hero Obituaries: Bob

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 month ago

    “Chocolate syrup was like his kryptonite.”
    – Yeah, mine too.

    Very funny piece. I think my favorite was Homoerotic Hal. I’m trying to think of a funny way he could die. . .

  4. Super-Hero Obituaries: Bob

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 month ago

    By the way, don’t think that just because your super-hero altar-ego is dead that I’m letting you slide into the abyss. I still expect Ficlets from you, Mister.
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    Now, get to work!

  5. Super-Hero Obituaries: Bob

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 28 days ago

    OMG the funeral party names are hysterical in themselves. the hero.. panda suit.. classic.

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