X-) Genius! This made my day!

Sandwiches are indeed art. Excellent work; all I can hear when I read this is “I’m a Fronkensteen!”

a very funny dagwood and blondie type moment..

There is no amount of explanation or evidence to prove to me that you are not insane after this brilliant piece. I imagine that somewhere in your mind lives a caged hobbit, who has figured out how to escape on the occasions when you let your guard down. It is during these times that he imbues you with a psychosis rarely seen outside the theater.