Ficlets

Hallucinations again?! Damn, has it been that long since I took my meds? After I swallowed the small purple pill, I carefully eyed the label of the pill bottle:

CHLORPROMAZINE
TAKE 1 TABLET BY MOUTH TWICE DAILY
ANTIPSYCHOTIC
DR. PANZNER
NO REFILLS

Dr. Panzner diagnosed me with PPD and Schizophrenia 6 years ago. He says that I have an inclination to distort
experienced events and that my exaggerated feelings of
rejection, resentfulness, and distrust are exacerbated by my
distortion of reality. That SOB ! Who does he think
he is anyway? I’m gonna hack that bastard’s web site and put up some “flash” animation that says “FREE BEER 4 NEW PATIENTS !” He’ll never know it’s me. It was his labeling me that made me do this anyway. He’ll pay!

But first things first – I’ve actually been getting the attention of
CNN ! This is just the beginning. I’ve got even bigger things planned. Who would ever guess that an accountant from Cody, Wyoming could take down the entire Internet? There all so warped!