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Dazed and Confused

At four in the morning, I decided I was tired of my cactus. I mean, it played checkers with the blind kid all night long, and everyone knows how annoying that can be.

As an immediate act of war, I grabbed the jar of chunky peanut butter by my bed. I keep it there in case of emergency, and boy did it come in handy this time.

Unfortunately, the cactus saw this coming. Dodging ninja star-like checkers flying through the air, I swiftly jumped behind the confused llama that occasionally wanders through my room. The jar of peanut butter caught the checkers, and it was quickly discarded.

Some ingenuity and creativity with a rubber band, piece of yarn, and pocket lint brought my foe to the ground. Unfortunately, just when i thought I had won, the plague of angry caramel candies defended the fallen cactus’s honor.

Surrounded, outnumbered, and sick to my stomach, (you can only eat so many candies you know), I thought that I had lost.

Then… I remembered passing out… and got up to find some aspirin.

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YodaOnCrack
Posted about 1 year ago

What a wild ride through never never / clockwork orage / the other side. Great that you psychedelically said so much in a ficlet. Would like to read more from you!!
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Saint Chuck
Posted about 1 year ago

This is awesome, I agree, write more!
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Sailor Emo
Posted about 1 year ago

HAHA !! I love this one!
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Spence
Posted about 1 year ago

As random as ever…great stuff bro you always make me laugh!
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Armour Vivant
Posted about 1 year ago

haha i agree
very random
i was lost. but i get it now. =]
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[pens&feathers]
Posted about 1 year ago

Perfectly random. A very enjoyable read.
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Laine the Grey
Posted about 1 year ago

Wow, I rather liked it.
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SKermitgorf
Posted 11 months ago

What was in the peanut butter lol. very amusing ficlet.