That night, in the middle of the desert, Eragon and Yoda decided to set up camp. They were just eating dinner when C-3PO and R2-D2 appeared, walking over a giant sand dune.
“What are you doing on Tatooine, Master Yoda?” C-3PO asked once he was within hearing distance from Eragon.
“Tatooine?” Eragon asked. “We’re in the Hadarac Desert! What are you talking about?”
“Oh, bother,” C-3PO said, “Never mind. R2 and I came to deliver a message.” Suddenly a holographic image of Princess Leia came out of a holographic-camera-projecter on R2-D2.
“Help me, Eragon,” she said, “You’re my only hope.”
“Princess Leia?” Eragon asked, surprised. “I guess they never made it to Dagobah.”
“Be distracted by this you must not. Reach the Varden you must.”
“Look Yoda. I’m the Rider, and I say we go!”
“Oh bother,” said C-3PO, before the group went to sleep.
Inspired by
After they’d been flying for a little while longer, Eragon and Saphira decided to fly home.
“I don’t get it Saphira,” Eragon …A sequel to Bringing the House Down
About the author
The Mass Rock Dude
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Us Dudes of America - My Home-Made Webpage
ABOUT ME
I was born on the planet Krypton, where I was raised, and I planned to live, until the planet was destroyed and I was sent off the planet in a spaceship that also held the man you now know as Superman, or perhaps Clark Kent. But in mid flight, our spaceship cabins became seperated and instead of landing in a field like Clark did, I crashed into an old abandoned mansion. I, unlike Clark, was already 15 then. I had been sent off the planet to help Clark become accustomed to the new planet, but I’d already failed that, so I scavenged the new planet for food and I made the mansion my home. After I’d gotten my bearings, I went into the local town to look for a job. I then found out I was in a country called America, a planet called Earth, and a city called Boston. I got a job for the newspaper, and I’ve spent my life honing my writing skills to become a better journalist. A few years after I joined the paper though, I found out about the weird power I had. And no, it wasn’t the same kind as Superman’s. You see, all Kryptonians share a basic set of powers but every Kryptonian has a unique single power that sets him or her away from everybody else. My power, oddly enough, was that whenever I was constipated, I turned into Lizard Man! As soon as I found out, I began practicing contipation excercises, so I could get constipated when I needed to turn into a lizard, and so I wouldn’t suddenly turn into a lizard in the middle of the street. I’ve been living my life like this for the past few years, but suddenly, a few months ago, everything changed. One night, I was sleeping in my bed at my mansion, when suddenly I woke up to find a vampire sucking my blood! Ever since then, I’ve had a strong yearning to suck blood, and the only way I can keep myself from giving into my vampiric temptations is to find an addiction so strong and overwhelming, I will be to busy to do anything else. That addiction now has a name. Ficlets.
MORE ABOUT ME
I would describe myself as a rocker gone D&D geek. I love writing, rocking, and everything in between. I have my own website, usdudesofamerica.com, which I update as often as possible, and I also have my own rock band, featured on the website, called Twelve.
If anyone wants to write a series together, I’d be glad to, just send me a note.
MY SERIES
Eragon Spoof
http://ficlets.com/stories/39009
Rockin’ Record Deal
http://ficlets.com/stories/38879
Shot at a Rock Concert
http://ficlets.com/stories/38937
Published on August 06, 2008.
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