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A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

by Jamie Rose

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At this, the villainess rolled her eyes. Who did this cat think he was, anyway? She had been the one who’d gotten him all mutant and dangerous in the first place. Now he was just getting a bit arrogant.

“No, I’m not. Just don’t call me ‘Kitty.’ Do you know what that would do to my rep on the streets?”

Great, so now the kitty can read minds?

“Yup. Get used to it, babe.”

She gave him a death stare and nearly sliced off his left paw.

“Ah, so is that one of your powers? Being extremely clumsy with your laser vision?”

She almost gave him another look, but decided not to risk killing the annoying little furball.

“Well, what are your powers? The hairball of death?”

“Nope. Reading minds, talking. And being ridiculously cute.”

“I must disagree with that one. You’re covered in toxic waste. And you smell. And fine, pick your own name, but don’t expect me to use it.”

She was already getting fed up with this super-sized cat. How was she going to deal with it when she’s creating chaos?

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  1. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 3 months ago

    hahah, i love the dialogue between the two! good stuff =)

  2. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 3 months ago

    Haha, even funnier than your first two. I love it.

  3. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Jamie Rose's Buddy Icon Jamie Rose

    Posted 3 months ago

    Heehee thanks

  4. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    this is good stuff clumsy windchime maker i really dig it, that is the kind of warped mind that a writer named slick back can really get behind.lol

  5. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Jamie Rose's Buddy Icon Jamie Rose

    Posted 3 months ago

    Well thank you. Although I have no idea who slick back is is it you cause I really have no idea. What is the relation between Mighty-Joe and Slick? Are they one and the same? Is Slick your alter ego? You might just have to respond to this comment to let me know who the heck Slick is cause if you don’t I’m gonna continue being really confused and that’s not good.

  6. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    on the show the boondocks they have a guy named ‘a pimp named slick back’ and one of the guys calls him slick back and he says no you have to say the whole thing like a tribe called quest it’s ‘apimpnamed slick back’ that was alot of explaining for a crazy comment sorry lol

  7. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    hey did you already know that and now you are ,messing with me?

  8. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Jamie Rose's Buddy Icon Jamie Rose

    Posted 3 months ago

    Na i didn’t know that. Isn’t the Boondocks based off a cartoon strip?

  9. A Gargantuan Annoying Kitty Does Not Pose Well For A Good Evil Sidekick

    Jamie Rose's Buddy Icon Jamie Rose

    Posted 3 months ago

    Hey, Stovohobo, feel free to sequel again. If you want. Or anybody can.

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