Ahh! Suspense! What happens, what happens??
Favorite part: Then the llamas showed up. That’s when I knew I was in trouble. You know your dream has achieved a new level of weird when llamas show up…The same principle applies to camels, emus, and topiary bushes.
That is pure genius. Absolute genius.

LOL funny. Very off beat and clever. Nice Job.

From sultry fishnets to technicolor llamas, while keeping the same voice; this must become a new sub-genre.