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Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

by OrangeOreos

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She rolled over on to her back, shooting from in between her legs in an amazing display of flexibility.

The bodyguards stood there, shocked to see themselves full of more holes than a box of doughnuts, and fell dead to the ground.

“Et’slay ogay, 301!” she whispered, “Eythay obablypray eardhay usay!”

“Okay 103,” he answered. They jumped off the side of the building, extending their capes to descend safely to the ground 70 floors below.

Unfortunately, 103’s cape had a hole she had forgotten to darn, and she plummeted to her death.

“Itshay!” shouted 103.

Not only had his partner died, but there was a crowd of birdwatchers gathering below trying to guess what sort of avian species he was.

He floated upon the breeze, pondering his soon capture, and thumbed the vanilla gum they had given him as poison.

His last moments were terrible, filled with tears and memories both good and bad.

Meanwhile, the window washers just stared at the crazy, suicidal maniac gum-chewer that had landed in their bucket of water.

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  1. Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 2 months ago

    LOL ! why a bucket? because you can! I can just picture him chewing away, tears streaming, floating to earth… lol!

  2. Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

    Oy's Buddy Icon Oy

    Posted 2 months ago

    Pig Latin? Nice! :-)

  3. Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

    Kermitgorf's Buddy Icon Kermitgorf

    Posted 2 months ago

    funny, inept spy capper.

  4. Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    I loved the pig latin and the ‘more holes than a box of donuts’ line!

  5. Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

    ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫'s Buddy Icon ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫

    Posted 2 months ago

    Nothing like a little Oink-Oink Latin for ‘secret code language’.

    tagreay rkwoay, AngeorayOsOreay

  6. Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 2 months ago

    Itshay indeed.
    .
    Absolutely hilarious.

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