The Cow Did What?!?!?!?

by Amaster

“How did this happen?” asked my mom after she arrived at the hospital and found out that I had minor wounds that only required 10 stitches.
“You would never believe me if I told you,” I said, “but I’ll tell you anyway. I got kicked in the face by a dead cow.”
“And how did a dead cow kick you?”
“It was a cow fresh out of the kill floor at work and had quite a bit of nervous energy, you know, the stuff that makes a chicken run around with its head cut off. Anyway, the cow was swinging back and forth and its leg jerked at just the right time and smacked me. If I hadn’t been wearing a face mask at the time, my nose would have been completely crushed.”
“At least you’re all right.”

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  1. The Cow Did What?!?!?!?

    xbluxmoonx's Buddy Icon xbluxmoonx

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    hah, wow. nice. poor cow!

  2. The Cow Did What?!?!?!?

    khepa's Buddy Icon khepa

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    disturbing, but funny.

  3. The Cow Did What?!?!?!?

    Frostbite's Buddy Icon Frostbite

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Hahaha thats terrible, but funny.

  4. The Cow Did What?!?!?!?

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I agree with Khepa and frostbite. Disturbing and terrible, but funny!

  5. The Cow Did What?!?!?!?

    Amaster's Buddy Icon Amaster

    Posted about 1 year ago

    The interesting thing about this is that I work in a meat packing plant and this story could actually happen if I wasn’t careful.

  6. The Cow Did What?!?!?!?

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is hilarious but also slightly morbid. Great work.

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