Of Hot Pockets and Unnecessary Police Reports

by Saint Chuck

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“Oh my God, Kelsi! It was not that bad! You need to get over it.” I look at her, eyes rolled towards the heavens, and sigh. She is so dramatic, it drives me insane.

“But…you were there! You saw what happened,” she exclaims with an air of exasperation. She looks down and starts playing with her food, sighing dramatically. “You know, we could report it,” she says with a devilish grin spread across her lips.

“I know. But it wasn’t that bad! Now shut up and eat your Hot Pocket.”

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  1. Of Hot Pockets and Unnecessary Police Reports

    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I liked the comedic edge to it.

  2. Of Hot Pockets and Unnecessary Police Reports

    Suburban Saint's Buddy Icon Suburban Saint

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I agree with grey, it kinda makes you think theres going to be an eerie solution (“we could report it”) and then to just throw in the comedic swich is beautiful.

  3. Of Hot Pockets and Unnecessary Police Reports

    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I like this. It’s really open to interpretation. I’m going to try my hand at a prequel. =)

  4. Of Hot Pockets and Unnecessary Police Reports

    SJHundak/S.J.Willing's Buddy Icon SJHundak/S.J.Willing

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Heh, sounds like my parents talking :)

    S.J.

  5. Of Hot Pockets and Unnecessary Police Reports

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious.

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    partysprinkles' Buddy Icon partysprinkles

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    this was good :]

  7. Of Hot Pockets and Unnecessary Police Reports

    Brebelles' Buddy Icon Brebelles

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    FUNNY !!!

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