“Now what?” the little boy asked.

“I don’t know. Mummy said after a boy and a girl kiss they should get married. Maybe that’s what we should do” replied the little girl.

“What does that mean?” asked the little boy, puzzled.
The little girl sighed.

“It means that you get to stay together forever, silly!” she answered, rolling her eyes at his stupidity.

“But I don’t want to be with only you! Daddy always says to me never kiss one girl when you can kiss 5!” he retorted, corssing his arms.
“NO! Mummy always says to ME that you shoudl never let a boy kiss another girl!!” she exclamied, beginning to cry.

The little boy stood on front of her, unsure of what to do.

“Hey. Uh, you wanna go watch football with me? We can have chips?” he offered.

She stopped crying, smiled and replied cheekily

“Only if you give me a daisy chain!!”

He handed her a flower instead.

“Hmmph. Good enough” she answered.
“Men” she thought to herself

“Women” he thought to himself.