On August 1st 09, millions of people woke up to “Good Morning America,” to find a smart looking man sitting with Robin Roberts. “I wonder who today’s guest is,” many asked themselves, but as it turned out, this man paid $8,000 to be on the air, and share his message.

“Good morning America, i’m Robin Roberts and if your just joining us, this is our guest, Van Mantra.”

“Thank-you Robin.”

“Van here has paid us to have him as our guest so he can share his message. Van, the air is yours.”

“Once agian, thank-you Robin. I have insisted on being here today to share with you, America, a thought that has been troubling me for quite some time now. It has come to my attention that the Human race, on Oct. 28th, will be under attack.”

In a panic, Robin began to ask Van to stop, and signaled to the camera man, but Van went on as if he was the only one there.

“Please pay attention to my commercials on channel 527 to learn how to fight for our existence.”

Screens across America went black.