My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

by YodaOnCrack

“You need to calm down and be nice. We’d probably even like to read, write, and comment on your stories if you’d just tone it down a bit.”

“Really?” said llamasluv

“Yes!!” said YodaOnCrack

“ummmm”

“welll….....”

“Ummm”

“Tell us what its gonna be. I know we’re all dying to know. Are you gonna give this ficlet thing an honest try? Did I just say try? Do or do not. There is no try!”

“Gee, Yoda, you really got me there. I can’t believe it.” said Llamasluv.

“That is why you fail.” answered YodaOnCrack.

“You did it again…” said Llamasluv.

“Help you I can, yes.” said YodaOnCrack.

“Thanks. I’ll try, er, I mean DO better.” said Llamasluv.

“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.” said YodaOnCrack.

“I know…. I saw your movies…”

“Oh yeah, and one more thing.”

“What is it?” asked Llamasluv

“Don’t do drugs. I used to be a Jedi Master before I started hangin’ out with some dudes on the dark side. May the force be with you.”

Comments

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  1. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Looks like I’m the first to congratulate you on joining the centenarians!
    One of us! One of us! One of us!
    Congrats!

  2. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Cool, thanks Howie. I love it here – plan to stay, and I truly have been inspired by your writing. Making it to 100 is something. Kinda like puttin’ yourself out there or climbing Mount Everest or sumthin’ – keep it real.

  3. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Richard Peck's Buddy Icon Richard Peck

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    100 wonderful ficlets!

  4. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Congrats! I have to say, your writing is wonderful. =)

  5. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    khepa's Buddy Icon khepa

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    congrats! miles to go before you sleep…

  6. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    Congrats! And thanks for telling her before I did.

  7. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    congratulations!I’m abot halfway there (and it takes SO LONG !!!but i bet it will be worth it lol)

  8. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Congrats!! And your sequel is worthy of so much more than 5 stars. I’ve been so tempted to say something, but I can’t tell if those weird little things are the dumbest things I’ve ever seen or the most brilliant…

  9. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    I guess that she/he just wants to joke around and have fun, just express him/her self.That is what writing should truly be about.

  10. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    (expressing )sorry lol

  11. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    SJHundak/S.J.Willing's Buddy Icon SJHundak/S.J.Willing

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    LOL grats on the hundred :)

    S.J.

  12. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Congratulations and thank you for expressing your opinion (and the opinion of most of the rest of us…)

    Haha! Try….tee hee…still laughing!

  13. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    FlirtingWithaBrickWall's Buddy Icon FlirtingWithaBrickWall

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    yeah, it’s annoying, but it’s also pretty funny… especially at 2 am. ha. ha ha. ha…

  14. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    FlirtingWithaBrickWall's Buddy Icon FlirtingWithaBrickWall

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    so i read some of his earlier ones, and i have to agree with the others: thank you for getting to him first. the last bit was all right, but most of those are a waste. you’re a good person, lol, and a better writer, regardless

  15. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 year ago

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    yay for your hundredth. I just finished my fortieth… and it’s hardly a ficlet…. but congrats anywho.

  16. My 100th Ficlet and a Message: Your Choice

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted about 1 year ago

    i feel strange and disoriented…

    thank you, Lenney the hamster. too tru, too tru

    i luvs 2 express myself

    got a problem wit dat?

    no?

    good.

    and i thought my poem was an Asian explosion of creativity…..

    o how i was mistaken…

    and im a grl every1, 2 set the story straight.

    congratz on ur 100th ficlet. btw : )

    hugz not drugz… ill try 2 take some of ur advice.

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