The Actor Who Smacked Her

by MeAndTheMoon

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Whatever happened to Gregory Peck?
Carey Grant is no more.
Make a dirty joke, we’ll laugh till we choke
But monologues are a bore.

Where is the air of the debonair?
The silver screen isn’t so shiny
When effects are special but the actor’s level of intelligence is declining.

Where did talent go?
I like your washboard abs
But seeing you in a serious role makes me want to gag

Stick to modeling Klein’s underwear and stay out of Spielberg’s script
The low revenues and lower reviews only make people sick.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. The Actor Who Smacked Her

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Whoo!

    ^^ that should have been the last word. it just kind of finishes it to me.

  2. The Actor Who Smacked Her

    Richard Peck's Buddy Icon Richard Peck

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    A standing ovation tothis one my friend. You are exactly right.

  3. The Actor Who Smacked Her

    MeAndTheMoon's Buddy Icon MeAndTheMoon

    Posted about 1 year ago

    in reply to Masked….whoo?

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