Riding upon a cumulonimbus just above Thor’s house, Loki peered down and snickered. Oh, how he loved it when they fought. And they did all the time, now.

And just to think, it was all because I dropped off Freyja in his garden! thought Loki gleefully. Was that a climactic scene! Wife comes into the garden, sees Thor smooching the goddess of love, smacks him straight across the face with his own hammer! Loki nearly fell off his cloud from laughter.

He could hear Mrs. Thor from all the way up here. Something about “the complexities of women”. Loki chortled. What complexities? Loki laughed again and flew home. He had to be back in time for his wife.