Coming soon, to a theater near you

by Robotech_Master

Coming soon, to a theater near you…

They thought they could keep them down in the garden.

They thought they were safe.

They thought the nightmare was over.

They thought wrong.

This summer—

Lock your doors.

Hide your children.

Put out that novelty candle.

They’re coming.

There’s gnomeplace to run, gnomeplace to hide…

GNOMES

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Coming soon, to a theater near you

    jarod's Buddy Icon jarod

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Just when thought it was safe to use a Linux operating system!

  2. Coming soon, to a theater near you

    catgoddesspixie's Buddy Icon catgoddesspixie

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LMAO I LOVE THIS ! it made me laugh so hard!! haha every time i read it! haha! how did you come up with that?! haha its the best ever!

  3. Coming soon, to a theater near you

    Robotech_Master's Buddy Icon Robotech_Master

    Posted about 1 year ago

    It was gnome big deal, really. :)

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