Coming soon, to a theater near you…
They thought they could keep them down in the garden.
They thought they were safe.
They thought the nightmare was over.
They thought wrong.
This summer—
Lock your doors.
Hide your children.
Put out that novelty candle.
They’re coming.
There’s gnomeplace to run, gnomeplace to hide…
GNOMES
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Coming soon, to a theater near you
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