Ficlets

Today’s the day that new Matthew Rielly book comes out…
Guess I’ll head on down to chapters…
“Hey Mr. Attendant I’m looking for 7 deadly wonders”
“Who is it by?”
Uhgg… God…”Matthew Reilly”
“Nope never heard of him”
OH MY GOD “Okay no problem it’s cool”
“Can I help you find something else?”
NOOOOOOOOOOOO “I think I’m okay”
Well I guess I’ll go home and sob softely in my closet.
Say I’ve never made a noose and hung it from the shower…
Oh wait the internet! I can order it online!
And thats how the internet saved my life.
Thats also pretty much how every trip to chapters goes for me.