These amuse me waaaay more than they should.

This reminds me of how one of my friends decided to start going by a different name when they changed schools. And how my people still wanted to call me by my southern double-first name and I had to convince them to shorten it to one.

I can tell you know people – a student of human nature – (given your line of work it makes sense) I say that because you have a natural talent for good dialogue. That’s rare… Nicely done.

Wow, high praise from a big ficleteer. You’re too kind, Yoda. I appreciate it.

Soon nuff he’ll be too good for grits and pig’s feet
Classic. I just read “Marshmellows” last night on my cell phone and it cracked me up.