Fond ,Flames Fond

by SKermitgorf

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“I’d like a martini, but don’t shake it too much please, thank you, your a dear”, the tall man in the tuxedo said to the bartender.

“Silvertoe will see you now sir,” said the large asian man wearing a silly black derby.

The dark haired man followed the huge asian man through double wide doors and into a circular room surrounded by large fish tanks on all walls.

” Zo good uff you to come , your name zir, i zeem to av forgotten it?”, said a bald man sitting in a chair behind a desk petting a hamster.

” Fond, Flames Fond”, he said with a straight face. Thinking to himself—‘why couldn’t Mumsy have given me a really cool name like Steve or Gary or James’.

“Vell Mr Fond,” Silvertoe said, ” I knew that you vould someday haf vound my hideout, zo prepare to die, muhahahaha”, he laughed an evil laugh that everyone told him was a cliche, but hey whats an evil villain supposed to do, chortle?

“Prepare za sharks ve have company”.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Fond ,Flames Fond

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    its a little too descriptive, ya kno?
    like, tmi [too much info]
    but it has a plot, pun unintended, and its good.

  2. Fond ,Flames Fond

    Sophia D'Soleil's Buddy Icon Sophia D'Soleil

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I LOVE THIS ! and i don’t care what One Time One CHance says, i like the overly descriptiveness of your writing. It makes it funny =] SEQUEL !!! >.<

  3. Fond ,Flames Fond

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Thanx 4 the comments. glad you thought it was funny.

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    SunEyedGirl's Buddy Icon SunEyedGirl

    Posted 12 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Omg luv it!! haha i was laughing out loud, but in a good way, deff sequel!

  5. Fond ,Flames Fond

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 11 months ago

    thx Lito i’m so glad your laugh was a good laugh.thx for the 5 stars!

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    Kiarra's Buddy Icon Kiarra

    Posted 11 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol that was funny :) Flame Flond, lol…

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