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(Genre: A Report)Burglar-Alarm Factory Robbed!! Part 1

Yesterday night, there was a horrible break in at AME&R Burglar-Alarm Factory. They were looking for the very rare 24k gold, with genuine pink, purple and teal diamond, alarm system. All the owners, A-Amelia; M-Manny; E-Eric; R-Richard, exclaimed, “That’s the most expensive alarm system!â€?

Five suspects, dressed in strawberry outfits, were seen entering the premises. The witnesses told us “The Five Strawberriesâ€? had guns. One witness said they were eating crackers. Police caught one of the so called cracker eating, gun shooting strawberries. His name is Clifford Anzilotti. He had alibi. But when he was at work, we searched his house and our detectives found crackers half eaten, some bullets and a strawberry suit. But, the only thing we didn’t find was a gun. We put hidden cameras throughout the house. When he got back from work he watched Dora the Explorer, Wiggles and Blue Clues.

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