You Shot Me

by Mask By The Moon

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I woke with a start, a sharp pain shooting through my stomach. I open my eyes ever so slightly and look down. I sit up suddenly, frightening everyone.

“What happened here?” I ask, pointing to the bullet hole in my stomach area. I look around for examining equipment and check out the hole.

“You didn’t even take the bullet out!” I scream, right as Shade was about to say something. I very carefully pull out the small lead object and look at my feet. At least they were better. I bandage the wound up myself, being trained slightly in medical practice, and head out the door. My body, being more advanced than a human’s, would heal itself. I get followed by Shade, and I spin around.

“You shot me, didn’t you?”

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  1. You Shot Me

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, this is funny. Just imagine what the doctors must be thinking.

  2. You Shot Me

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lmao stovohobo hahahhahahaha

  3. You Shot Me

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    this is freakin hilarious. love them!

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    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    My body, being more advanced than a human’s, would heal itself
    Why go to the hospital at all then?

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 year ago

    She was in pain. Anesthesia.

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    Blossom Ruoqen's Buddy Icon Blossom Ruoqen

    Posted 10 months ago

    giggling too much to comment

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    Freedom :]'s Buddy Icon Freedom :]

    Posted 8 months ago

    ohmygodd this is so good & funny at the same time.
    “You shot me, didn’t you?”
    lol i can practically see curse words spinning through her head.

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