Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

by Stovohobo

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“No.”

I sighed. “You sure?”

“Yes. I have a question though.”

I blew a hair out of my face. “Mm?”

“Are you going insane? ‘Cuz that wouldbe pretty cool, you know, visiting you in the happy house, and maybe I could bring you my Sega—”

“Shut up!” I yelled. Then again, maybe I was going loony. “Last time…do you see anything now?”

“No.” And with that, he tramped out of the bathroom and went back down to his nerd games.

“That really was pointless,” my alter-ego guy said. Man, I needed to come up with a name for him. “You can call me…Paigero.”

“Man you’re a riot,” I said, rolling my eyes. “Okay, only I can see you…because you’re only a part of me?”

“True dat.”

“Okay. Now, about this idiot stalker guy…what about him?”

“Well, you might be able to hack into several databases of your computers, but you would need complicated encryptions—”

“Since when were you so smart?”

“I told you, I’m everything you’re not.”

I swear, if I could’ve punched him, I would’ve.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Well paced dialogue – you never cease to impress. Keep ‘em comin’!

  2. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Thanks bunches!

  3. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Batak Beatrix's Buddy Icon Batak Beatrix

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, very fun.

  4. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    yeah I agree, dialouge is your strong suit. ‘happy house’,’ nerd games’ you have a way with a phrase .Stovo

  5. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Your ficlet titles alone are worth reading.

  6. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Haha, thanks. P.S. You have to say “Paigero” out loud if it looks weird. For anyone wondering. Which they aren’t. So I’ll shut up.

  7. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Actually, I had been wondering about the name, but I’m really just happy that he has a name.
    I especially enjoyed Evan’s excitement at visiting Tina in the loony bin & Tina wanting to punch Paigero.

  8. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Knowing me, i would’ve punched the mirror, and most likely broke it =]
    but this story isn’t exactly about me now is it?

  9. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    I hope not. Unless you are getting stalked by someone, and you do have an alternate incarnate of yourself.
    If so, I would love to meet you….I think.

  10. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Yeah OTOC , so would I. Screw bad luck, I have a temper, and by gum I’ma show it!

  11. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Sailor Emo's Buddy Icon Sailor Emo

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I would sequel…but I don’t know what those thingas mean either, lol

  12. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    just emily's Buddy Icon just emily

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    awesome awesome.
    sequel: nowwww por favor
    =]

  13. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    heehee…paigero…

  14. Idiot Brother and Idiot....Alternative Versions of Myself

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I know you’re a talented writer and an active Ficleteer, but seriously . . . how did you get two Featured Ficlets in a row?

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