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What I love about kidney stones.

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“If your so bored you can write a list of things you love about kidney stones!” said the nurse. She must’ve thought this was a marvelous idea.
“One problem” I said whilst flipping through a magazine about child raising.I had already read it five times.”There is nothing I love about kidney stones”
“But you get to come see us!” continued the nurse.She’s been taking her happy pills too much. Or maybe she’s getting overpaid.
“From almost passing out.”
“Just try for it”
I heaved a giant sigh.
Things I love about kidney stones.
1)Errrr, ummm
Let me retry this.
1) I’m thinking….
2)Peeing. It’s fantastic.
3) The emergency room is always a thrill.
4) I don’t have to drive to the hospital.
I give up.

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What I love about kidney stones.
[ wall.doll ]
Posted about 1 year ago

I thought this was hilarious. Especially the line “Peeing. It’s Fantastic.”
What I love about kidney stones.
SKermitgorf
Posted about 1 year ago

I agree, funniest story about kidney stones i ever read .reason # 2 was the best
What I love about kidney stones.
blueyedwonder
Posted about 1 year ago

lmao. this was hilarious. i loved it.
What I love about kidney stones.
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Posted about 1 year ago

That was really good :)
What I love about kidney stones.
Yeah Write!
Posted about 1 year ago

funny funny! it’s fantastic
What I love about kidney stones.
just emily
Posted about 1 year ago

hahah, this is great
What I love about kidney stones.
Stovohobo
Posted about 1 year ago

I agree with all above, since this made me laugh. A bunch. Hahaa…oh..yeah, that’s good.
What I love about kidney stones.
THX 0477
Posted about 1 year ago

Peeing is pretty fantastic. But, I think I’d have trouble seeing an upside to kidney stones too.