Haha! That’s hilarious. I had been hoping you’d pick Hitler though.
Great job.

excellent, he shoulda let you plan waterloo lol

You definitely had a better plan for Waterloo (it’d be hard to have a worse one), but I’m still thinking – “Napoleon’s your hero?” Anyway, the reveal was funny.

Well written – great descriptions. Especially funny b/c I work with someone who reminds of the “little emperor”… : )

Make sure you tell him to set up a perimeter and wait for the spring thaw before he goes in…