Deadly Thornbearing Vegetation

by N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja

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The doorbell rang. Flipping back all the locks I cracked it open, no one there. Sitting on the ground in a small glass vase were some roses. I picked them up and brought them inside. Sitting them down, I read the rose’s letter.
DIE

I spun around, the roses, or deadly thornbearing assault vegetation, was spinning rapidly. I dived behind the island. I need to quit this job. Opening a cabinet I pulled out my FBI issued .45. I looked at my kitchen wall, over a thousand tiny poison darts riddled it. 1,2,3 Go! Just like the training simulations. I popped up firing shot after shot at the D.T.A.V. It fell apart and I grabbed my coat.

I was gone.

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Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. Deadly Thornbearing Vegetation

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 11 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Deadly thornbearing assault vegetation…where have I heard that? C’mon….c’mon….

  2. Deadly Thornbearing Vegetation

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted 11 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    ha…? needs a little work, but still amusing, probably because of its randomness. gotta love randomness!!!

  3. Deadly Thornbearing Vegetation

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 11 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    DTAV , lol

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