My Man

by N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)

My foot tapped to an imaginary beat. I glanced at a man, he was in his 30’s, his wife had just left him, and his boss had tried to kill him in his sleep. And that information came from looking at his face. Then my man walked in. Around 6” 2’ he wasn’t particularly tall but his thick-soled boots and mess of dreadlocks made him about 6” 8’.

“What up, man?”

“Oh, you know the usual. How are you?”

“Ah, man I’m fine, but why’d you need me?”

“Do you know of anyone who likes to kill using roses?”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 3.5 stars out of 5

  1. My Man

    N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)'s Buddy Icon N555champ /\and/\ X-Ninja (LoA)

    Posted 11 months ago

    didn’t get to finish it in one ficlet because of stupid internet time.

  2. My Man

    blueyedwonder's Buddy Icon blueyedwonder

    Posted 11 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    ickkk i have that too. internet time i mean. this one’s more of a transitioner than a punch line, if you know what i mean…but hey, all jokes have to have a wind-up. i hope you get to finish it!!

  3. My Man

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 11 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    cant wait till you finish it, what is internet time you speak of? does your computers shut off?

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