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Not the Best Therapy Session

Gil strolled in and plopped himself on the couch, “I think the heart of the matter is that I just don’t like myself. But then the thing is, having an utter contempt for oneself makes it extremely difficult to respect the ability to judge character or even make good decisions of anyone stupid enough to want to be my friend.”
“What in the world are you doing on the couch?” Dr. Vij asked huffily.
“I’m telling you what’s on my mind; that’s how it works.”
“But this is my living room,” Dr. Vij protested further.
Gil looked around a little surprised, “So it is, but that’s no reason we can’t have a productive session.”
“B-b-but,” stammered the good doctor, “I’m a gynecologist.”
“Hey, hey, hey doc,” Gil said raising his hands in protest, “First I ain’t got that plumbing and second I think that would be a bit of a boundary violation for our therapeutic relationship.”
Dr. Vij was dumbfound and put down the file in his hand to run both hands through his thinning hair, “What relationship? I don’t even know who you are!”

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Not the Best Therapy Session
Tales From The Script
Posted 9 months ago

that’s funny
Not the Best Therapy Session
SKermitgorf
Posted 9 months ago

I kinda think he needs therapy…quick. funny dialouge and an original situation very good.
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One Time, One Chance
Posted 9 months ago

LOLOLOLOL ! wht an idiot =]
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Alexa ♥
Posted 9 months ago

Highly amusing.
Not the Best Therapy Session
jesithepoet
Posted 9 months ago

Please continue with this, I would LOVE to see where this goes. WE WANT MORE !!!
Jesi
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Mask By The Moon
Posted 7 months ago

Just read it, from the link thingy in your story “Mutilating SHeep For Father Christmas” LOVE IT !

LoA
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KasumiRose
Posted 3 months ago

Wow! That was awesome, now the challenge is to not burst out laughing during my therapy session this week.