You've Eaten Soap!

by One Time, One Chance

“Hey!! What are you doing in here?!” the doctor from before yelled at Shade as he entered the room.

I turned my head so I could look at Shade, and it was worth straining my neck – he started acting again.

“What are you talking about? This is my room!” Shade replied with false confusion written across his face.

“Ooo, that gun must’ve hit you harder than we thought..” the doctor said, hand outstretched so he could pull Shade out of the room.

“No! This is my room!” Shade argued with the tone of a six-year old. “Let me go!!”

“Stop!”

“No!”

The doctor thought for a moment. “Okay, fine. You caught me – this is your room. Why don’t we go get a drink?”

“I don’t need one! I just got a drink from the dispenser in the bathroom beside the sink!” Shade replied cleverly. “You press the little button and a line of juice comes ou-”

“OHMYGOSH YOUVE EATEN SOAP !”

“Nuh-uh! It’s juice!” he struggled as the doctor rushed him out of my room.

Once they’re gone, I chuckle. He’s a wonderful actor.

Comments

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  1. You've Eaten Soap!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious! ‘Nuh-uh! It’s juice!’ Great stuff.

  2. You've Eaten Soap!

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I loved it!

  3. You've Eaten Soap!

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    whoo! Way to bring this up

  4. You've Eaten Soap!

    Mr Reeses 's Buddy Icon Mr Reeses

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That was cute… and so funny.

  5. You've Eaten Soap!

    JonasBrothersLova148's Buddy Icon JonasBrothersLova148

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE IT !!!!!!

  6. You've Eaten Soap!

    love'snot4me's Buddy Icon love'snot4me

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Thats was so good it was really funny to. Keep writting!

  7. You've Eaten Soap!

    Rainbow Sunshine's Buddy Icon Rainbow Sunshine

    Posted about 1 year ago

    that was aweso\me i loved it ,hilarious u shuld write more of this

  8. You've Eaten Soap!

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Well-written comedy.

  9. You've Eaten Soap!

    Blossom Ruoqen's Buddy Icon Blossom Ruoqen

    Posted 10 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “OHMYGOSH YOUVE EATEN SOAP !”
    possibly the highlight of my day :D

  10. You've Eaten Soap!

    Freedom :]'s Buddy Icon Freedom :]

    Posted 8 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “Nuh-uh! It’s juice!”
    omg this is making me laugh uncontrollably. lol.

  11. You've Eaten Soap!

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 8 months ago

    Wow. There were just the right amount of perfect lines in here that made me crack up. I could hear the dialogue going on.

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