Stories posted 12/31/2007
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Immortality Can Get You Addicted to Anything
There were so many songs that told of rooftops and city lights, but nothing could compare to this. Being on a rooftop in the …
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Bitterness Thy Name Is Fozzie

Watching the TV set in his New York apartment penthouse that his former boss and mentor paid for, the once famous stand up co…
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Tutor Me Grossed Out
Dannie:Come on, Theo think. I just told you about y.
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The Bathrooms

“I want to check out the bathroom” Thora said. She walked over to the doorway. Her shoes made noise across the hardwood floor…
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Moving Day

Two weeks pass since Thora and Chris walked through thier new house. Thier moving day is quickly approaching.
Chris has alr…
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Close Enough

I want this checkmate to either destroy us or make us. Let me get close enough to feel your heart beat through your chest. To…
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Chris Confesses

Felix and Minx walked around the house inspecting thier new surroundings. Thora watched as they explored the new house.
“We…
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Great Plan?
Lil: Ethan, come on, I don’t want to.
Ethan: Just one picture. You’re not that big of a klutz.
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snowmanangelmickeyemouse&piglet

Frosty T. Snowman, an angel, Mickey Mouse and Piglet walk into a bar.
The snowman sits at the nearest stool to the d…
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Unanswered Questions
Did you ever think about this…
1)They say that love is just a feeling in your head… but when someone is around, my hear… -
Fly Love
Just you know BANG and there I was. Now I ain’t complaining but being the youngest bug in a big family just magnifies the who…
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First Day

Thora wakes up with the light shining on her face. Warming her skin. She looks over at Chris. She only sees his shoulders and…
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Don't Call When You're On Painkillers And Booze

When she got back from the emergency animal hospital, she decided the painkillers would work better if washed down with Crown…
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Good morning beautiful

The Coffee maker starts sputting and filling the room with its aroma. Chris should be up any minute, Thora thought to herself…
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Lunch With Scott

Chris And Thora are in the living room reading the paper. Breakfast was a total sucess. Just what they needed to start thier …
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Modelesque (pt. 1)
It all started upside down. Literally.
It was a blustery day in NYC and, of course, I had a photoshoot on the Empire State B… -
Modelesque (pt 2)

“Yes, I’m okay, just a little flustered. No, I don’t need anything…” I paused a moment and looked into his eyes. WAS HE SER…
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Scott's Visit

Around twelve thirty Scott bounds up the steps. He pauses by the couch to get a good look at the place. He folds his arms as …
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Beaker's Worth of Insanity

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Pigwheel

A weird kid named Pigwheel,(we didn’t know his real name; even his parents call him that) asked me first.
“No!” I said sa fas… -
Playlist

Okay, I’m going to do this completely randomly and the first 10 songs I click on with my eyes closed will go on my list:
1. ...
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Nighttime Surprise
I slipped into my pajamas and smiled at the girl in the mirror. “Happy Birthday,” I whispered. It had been a good one.
And n…
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Don't You Remember Me?

I couldn’t move. I was paralyzed with fear. “Who?” I repeated cautiously. My heart thumped like a gong inside my chest.
“M…
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A Vacation With My Fairy Godmother?

“My Fairy Godmother?” Oh, this wasn’t fair. It wasn’t fair that I should go crazy on my birthday. Talk about injustice.
“C…
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How Does She Know?

“You’d be surprised how many parents are really quite adapt at knowing how their children feel,” the lady explained, pacing m…
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Here We Go

“Anyhow,” she continued, “After I found your name, I had to look at the potion recipe. You were rather difficult, my dear. Sp…
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Around

I quickley turned around with one glance I realized who had said it. Allie. My best friend just told my other best friend tha…
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A Few Quirks of Mine (Pen's Challenge)

The challenge was to find a quirk
“Just one?” I had to see…
I have so many quirks and such
They’re all a part of me.I lik…
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souces
Acting like my best friend
I wish I knew
That you are just as backstabbing
As the rest
Only better than them
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Nearly There

I had the weirdest sensation that I was flying. Strange, I know, because I was at home, safe and snug in my bed, right?
Wron…
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PASTA CHALLENGE!! 50 ficletss
*CHALLENGE!!!!!
YAY 50 FICLETS!! kay so this challenge will be…the pasta challenge
you have to pick a type of pasta(p…
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quirks challengee

my quirks? there are many
/every fourth of every month, i eat goldfish for breakfast
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Home, Sweet Home

“Nearly where?” I asked, but I didn’t get a response.
My Fairy Godmother was bending over a map. In one hand she clutched w…
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I Still Have A Picture

I still have a picture of the girl I raped on my refrigerator.
Warped, I know. It’s just one of those things, one of those t…
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Someday's Quirks (Pens' Challenge)

Okay, one of my quirks. I like even numbers, because they pair up and no one has to be left out. In my world, everything has …
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Here Goes Nothing

I stood up and looked around. We had landed in the forest. Trees towered around me, leafy and green. Sunlight slanted through…
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Pasta Challenge (It's Raining Pasta!)

“And now, folks, reports have been coming in from all over that it is raining pasta in different regions of our country! Here…
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Night Ride
You ready? I heard in my head.
Yeah.. I thought back.I took a deep breath and he jumped. I felt the rush of air on my f…
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How Not To Stop A Charging Animal

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My Numerous and Various Quirks (Pens' Challenge)

Quirks? Me? Well…
There’s the fact that whenever I read dialogue aloud, and I’m alone, I read it in a British accent. Neve…
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New Year's Resolution
“When the ball drops I will…,” She lapsed
She stood amidst the throngs of people. Normally, she would watch the ball drop…
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im not that girls challenge

I typed in the itunes giftcard onto my computer it then said valid and i went and bought a song. I turned up my *speakers…
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88 Ficlets, And You Know What That Means: Challenge!
This is my very first challenge! I feel giddy.
Challenge Topic: Today is New Year’s Eve, right? Well, I want you to write a…
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those

I immediatly regretted those words. Suddenly there was a familiar ping.
allie005: jo
joANNAbanANNA4:wat
allie005:im sorry
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New year resolution challenge

Jenna’s New Year’s resolutions:
1. Lose weight.
2. Stop using foul language.
3. Stop trying to eat my best friends.This lis…
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New Plan?

_Ethan: I know it’s not the best, but I need you to be good for my mom until I figure out another.
Lil: What does that mean? ... -
(Not A Series) Fly Away

Charity watched the ground outside her window. She wondered if there would ever be anything interesting that would draw her a…
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New Years Resoulution Challenge

My New Years resoulutions is as follows, and not to be picky but hopefully someone eles will join in.
1. Make some people re…
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Peaceful (Minimum Length Challenge)

He set her body down. Odd he thought. She looks so peaceful.
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(Not A Series) Always

Have you ever thought that everything was perfect? Let me tell you, that it’s not. No where close in fact. Our world is full…
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(Not A Series) Freedom

He trapped me inside myself. Stuck. Inisde. Deprived of freedom.
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Paying Attention Challenge
Ok, I reached the 100th ficlet, So this Challenge is about paying attention to what you read. In this story is a clue to why …
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The Thoughts of a Black Cat: A Philosophical Exploration That is NOT Part of My Contest (Which You Totally Should Do)

Stacey was a thirteen year old, one very odd.
Instead of listening to an iPod,
She spends her summers sitting in a Garden,
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(Not A Series) Delete: THIS IS A BLAH TYPE THINGY THAT I SUGGEST NOT TO READ!!!)

How come we can’t delete ficlets. I tried to delete a couple stories of mine, but I ended up just putting them as drafts beca…
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Introductionary Flirtation; Oreos and Milk

_You can do this Daniel. You can DO this. Go out there and impress her socks off!
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Something Quirky About Me [pens challenge]

When I pat my baby to sleep I count “One-one thousand, two-one thousand” and pat on the beat. It usually takes until 200 befo…
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Six
The blood washed off his hands.
The blood from his bleeding heart.
As it throbbed he tightened his hand around it.
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The Stuff of Fairy Tales

The house seemed to be the stuff of fairy tales—a little fireplace, with a warm orange fire cackling invitingly, a rocking…
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The Sleeping Giant
There is a trick that cat owners, when moving home, can use to help their pet become familiar with their new surroundings. Si…
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Faded Puce
His face was so close to mine that our eyelashes were as tangled as the brambles under our feet, blackberry juice squelching …
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The Insane Knight Imprisoned

Montelban, The Renown Thief of Dwarven Skulls, stared up at the face of The Insane Knight. He was staring his usual uncomfort…
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Fear

The fear of losing him was amazing. I wanted him to be there and when he was I felt loved. I felt protected. I felt cared abo…
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dumb ass poem

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Rap II: The Rappening

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Saint Chuck's Uniquequities and Quirks

No matter how much sleep I get, I’m always tired. So I stay up until two in the morning and sleep ‘til noon.
Even after I fi…
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The Most Determined Boy Ever
There was once a silly little boy. He was also a person who loves every girl who cares about him, in a girlfriend-boyfriend w…
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New Year

To me, the end of a year was the end of a life. The memories are gone once again buried by more and more memories.
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Keep a good figure

Damn. This one’s gonna be hard to hide. Why can’t they ever just leave me alone?They’ve heard the roumors, somemore true than…
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The Greasy Bandage Man
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Ball Drops and Frozen Hearts
Three!
Two!
One!
Happy New Year!
The room erupted with loud cheers and the small pops of fireworks in the distance. T… -
The Happy Ending Part 1

“I have her address, I hope she can accept me this time…” That’s just his thought but the girl was not going to give in.
O…
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Sixth grade
We were here. My school. My new school. I smiled i couldnt let my sister know i was scared.”Are you nervous?’ she asked.No wa…
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Morning After

I woke up the next morning with a headache. I remembered all of last night, I just wasn’t sure if it was a dream or not. _Oh …
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off

As i signed off, my phone rang. It was Max
“Hello”
“Hey Joanna”
“Hey”
” Don’t be mad at Allie.”
“I heard you the first time.”... -
The Happy Ending Part 2

The boy gave up finding the “crowbar” and went to the front door. He slowly pushes the doorbell…
The girl is still in the …
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We Have to Leave

“We have to go.” He said, no emotions on his beautiful face.
“Why? Where? What happened?” Now he had me worried. I sat up st…
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Cat the Dancing Mouse's Attempt at a Love Story

He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. If he loves me, then why isn’t he here?
Violet sat down on the … -
Christmas Nightmare
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Quirky, Who Says I'm Quirky? (Pens' Quirky Challenge)

1. I put an icecube in hot chocolate and tea.
2. I take off the lettuce, tomato, onions on a hoagie (sub sandwhich on a long … -
The Happy Ending Part 3

“Honey, this boy, I think he’s… tired of waiting.. When are you going to be home?” “Mom, I just got out of the theater, I’l…
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Me In All My Quirkiness (pens and feathers challenge)

Hmmm, my quirks. Ok…
Well, I was walking down the street one day, and I realized that I counted my steps. And that I had…
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UnNotice Able
Every day that passes me by I watch you from a far. I want to be yours and I want you to want me. I watch your boyfriend and …
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The Freedom (4)

Patrick turned to me as we sped farther from the trailer park.
_Patrick: Do you have any money?
Me: I only have my savings wh… -
The Happy Ending Part 4

Who is he? Why is he holding her? That should be me! “I’m your buddy, girl. Remember me? I said that I love you but you never…
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What Will I Need?

Lovely. I wasn’t scared though I knew I should be. I stood up and grabbed a bag. Coking my head, one hand on my hip, I look…
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let Go
I wonder how far you let me go
I want to touch the skin of an angel
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Time to Waste?

It took me longer then expected to get everything I thought I’d need. I rushed in and out of my room, throwing things on my b…
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The Catch (5)

Patrick broke away suddenly.
Me: What’s wrong?
Patrick: John is behind us.
Me: Oh no! Go!
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An Unusual Breakfast
The sun beamed down through the stained glass onto his closed eyes. He groaned did he HAVE to up NOW! He pushed himself off…
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The Happy Ending Part 5

“Who are you, kid? Why are you here?” I can’t believe that she’s still holding him….
“I’m her boyfriend. That is supposed …
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The Trap (6)

_John: Katie, get out of the car.
Me: No. Stay away from me.
John: Get out. Don’t make me angry.
Me: I could care less if you… -
The Sun and the Universe
I said I’d never learn to love you,
You said that I’m a fast learner.
I said that I would never give in,
You said maybe you c… -
The Happy Ending Part 6

He slowly thought about what she just said… Does that mean she doesn’t love me? She’s not… happy that I came here to be h…
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The Love (7)

Me: No! Why don’t you listen? Listen to yourself! You need help! This doesn’t help you! You need help!
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Fading Moments.
As I sit with my eyes closed and the blinds shut. I have my hand on the trigger waiting for a moment to live to hoping not to…
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The Happy Ending Part 7

Is that true? She spent two years with that kid… I don’t care. I love her and she’s the only one for me! “I wasted 1/2 year…
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The John (8)

John must of loved me enough because he left for rehab. Patrick must have loved me because we moved into his mom’s old apartm…
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Mid-Morning Flight

This is not good. This is not good. That’s all I could think about as Blake transformed, scooped up my things and me, and j…
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The Happy Ending Part 8

Was I her happiness? Didn’t someone say that to me before? Who was it? It was her. Why? Why can’t I be your happiness? I lo…
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Off to Battle

His father worried over the maps as his generals advised him on the most proper course of action. He rushed to his father’s s…
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at

The next day at school, I apologized to Allie. She said it was fine. end of that. Then I told her what Max said. She said she…
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The Happy Ending Part 9

*Everything was going on so slow…. the girl hurried and pushed Daniel away. Daniel dropped his cellphone and yelled the add…
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One. Awful. Birthday. Present.

“Ryan! What the hell is that thing?” Screamed Cici.
“Erm…Happy Birthday?” -
Hurried Preparations

The soldiers stood around the barracks slumping not knowing entirely what to do. Idiots, he thought. “What are you fools do…
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The Angry Comic

Somehow he got past security. Maybe his skills as an actor on TV, stage and screen had paid off.
The honored guest was finis…
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The Happy Ending Part 10

10 days later….
I feel dizzy… where am I? It’s so white… am I in heaven?
She is unconscious again
_I still do…
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Last Day, Christmas is Over, Enough with the Carols Already!

Emil was laughing when his mother put on the CD of “Oh I want a ‘Hippopotamus for Christmas’, he thought of that Unicorn song…
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Pay Up Or Get The Hell Out

On national TV, Fozzie’s finger tightened on the trigger. On the other side of the country, at Mellow Oaks Townhomes, one of …
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Fight, then coffee

I unlocked the door, and flopped onto the couch. I fell asleep so fast…..
I woke up to the sound of people talking in th…
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Fate

I screamed and leaned into Blake. What was that thing?
It was a Fate. Blake told me in my head. His voice was soothing…
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Chris and Scott play vids

The three sit down to lunch. They begin eating and talking. Scott makes his jokes about politics and celebrities. He enjoys s…
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No Heros Amongst Thieves pt.1
Soft, misty rain pitter-patted the soil of the early spring ground and on the souls who braved the miserable weather to say t…
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No Heros Amongst Thieves pt.2

Alodie, childless and far from any friends or family of her own, had been picked apart and put back together but Irving’s sev…
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Where Dumtree's grow
Once when I was 9 years old, I visited a Dumtree grove. On some were thorns and some held thistles. Some wore balls and bells…
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No Heros Amongst Thieves pt.3

“We are truly sorry for your loss Lady Brighton. May our wishes to help be taken with thankfulness and used in the opportune …
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No Heros Amongst Thieves pt.4

“The weather is even morning our dear deceased Lord, Lady.” Roy commented. Alodie had befriended Roy on her very first visit …
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No Heros Amongst Thieves pt.5

Sighing, Alodie sat back in her seat. She looked down at her muddy boots. She could not find her black boots. She instead put…
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Titan (Third Dynasty)
This story, my story, is not about my birth, or even my life, but about my death. Each though, plays a significant part in th…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.1
This story, my story, is not about my birth, or even my life, but about my death. Each though, plays a significant part in th…
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You Have The Key to Let Me Out of Misery((lyrics as a story challenge))

I’ve given up on giving up slowly.
I’m blending in so you won’t even know me.
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Good Night

Aea, calm down. Trust me when I saw, they will be alright. Just relax, Hunny.
I took a deep breath and sat up straight. I …
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Passionate Kisses

Chris sits beside Thora. He looks at Minx sleeping peacefully on her lap. He strokes the cats head. It lazily opens its eyes …
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The Dr. (Teeth) Is In.... And so is his Ho... Janice

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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.2

The year is 3256 in what is known as the third dynasty of the Solar System. Titan, the first settled moon of Saturn has been …
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He Wished He Was A Kid Again

In a tavern in Philadelphia I overheard an old man say,
and I thought he was out of his mind, being a young man I just laughe… -
Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.3

Therefore, Europe, Australia, Africa and the population of other Islands advanced the organisation of the pre-planned move to…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.4

It became one of the biggest scandals of the 23rd century. The (total) 90 000 workers who transported the dead were, after un…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.5

Australia itself had become the self-proclaimed organic country. It traded with the other continents for water rights to keep…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.6

The Earth’s environment was slowly disintegrating in front of Australia’s eyes. The ocean was turning a dirty crimson from th…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.7

Two years later Mars and Phobos were ready for Human population. 500Ҝ per person, 450Ҝ children, 220Ҝ for infants’ passage (Ҝ…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.8

The people who immigrated to Mars were bathed in a weakened acid to rid themselves of any remaining bacteria and simple form …
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.9

That made eight. Truly, the government could only afford to make two other masses inhabitable but the Inquisition of the time…
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Page Two Thousand, Seven Hundred, and Ninety-Nine

My Fairy Godmother squinted at the pages. “Oh dear,” she muttered, “I’m getting too old for this…Destiny, be a lamb and han…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.10

It would be a 15-year project at the least. Probably 20 because of a problem arising in Phobos, but it turned out to be 30 ye…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.11

Jesse had gathered together at first, simply his father, uncle, aunt and few friends and by word of mouth, they grew in numbe…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.12

In the beginning, 2594, Sang Vengeance worked as many little spontaneous and unorganised raids and break-ins’. The group who …
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.13

When he announced the plan to the people, they cried out in disagreement. This plan would be impossible; their heads would be…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.14

Now, it was during the spring of 2603 (spring on Mars) that construction began on the Triplet Project (Titan, Europa and Hima…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.15

Therefore, for the next 19½ years it took, to excavate the planets and build cities; and then to transport the water, Jesse h…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.16

They were perfect beings. Graceful as swans but could kill with the accuracy and speed of an Inland Taipan snake from the old…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.17

Almost half of the workers sent to Earth had retracted an acute branch of the disease Enzimaë. Doctors diagnosed the workers …
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.18

Tempers raged but no one formally complained. They were feeling shame as they felt the blame for Jesse’s mistake was as much …
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.19

The poorest of poor went to live on Himalia. The rich went to Europa and the middle-class to Titan. Phobos remained inhabited…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.20

These scientists were proven correct as when the crew began working on Titan, except for excavation for when cleansed water w…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.21

It was while conversing with him about taking the role of Titan’s Prime Minister that the news arrived about the sabotaged wo…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.22

In 2633, all immigrants from Mars had settled on Titan. Alexis Jordan was not one to take on a role lightly. She single-hande…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.23

Alexis accepted his decision but again promised that Sang Vengeance and its descendants would forever-more be welcome in Tita…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.24

It was not until 2665 that Jesse did return to Titan. He came with his one and only heir, Caleb. Caleb had strangely silver h…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.25

The “perfection” gene had resulted in the increase of white blood cells in their body at the first sign of infection. Jesse f…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.26

Jesse was growing old. He never bothered with proper meals when he was working and a lifetime of this had left him thin and w…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.27

So, it was in the arms of his son that Jesse hobbled up the white marble stairs to the Nieve Palacio (snow palace, made of wh…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.28

_Here lives the spirit of Jesse-Hao Chedd.
He was the founder of Sang Vengeance and under his belt were the heads of many tru… -
Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.29

Once the tomb had been placed somewhere in the Nieve Palacio park, Alexis passed away herself. She wanted a more modest buria…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.30

In his new job, Caleb was given the authority to comment on important decisions and plans. He made sure that Titan remained s…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.31

It was in this seclusion that Titan evolved away from the craze of the other planets. This was not hard, considering how far …
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.32

However, the habitats differ from that of Earth. Around the equator is distinctly the driest area. While no actual deserts ex…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.33

One of the most amazing things about Titan is its ocean. Even though it is very small, the ocean of Titan has prehistoric fis…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.34

Now you must surely be wondering what my role exacly is in this play of events. This information I have given is to document …
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.35

The letter, as irrelevant as it was, informed that the Inuit population was declining rapidly, as we all knew it would, and s…
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Titan (Third Dynasty) pt.36

The August winds had passed months ago and so, kept us all safe. Phobos is doomed and I am sure that the Grand Ministers of t…
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Faded
The clock ticks by to the point where i don’t realize it no more.
Animals scatter for cover when dawn fades.
The old lady sta… -
new year, good times
As the old year goes away, and the new year makes it’s grand entrance, we will all be flooded with memories, good and bad. it…
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Movin' Right Along

In a corner office overlooking the better part of town a wide, orange head shook in dismay. Had things really come to this. H…
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Lipgloss, Lipgloss, What Do You See?

“Have you not heard anything I’ve said?!” I sounded rather panicky.
He took my hand, “Ashley, are you blind? You left me f… -
Too Many Questions

“It means,” replied my Fairy Godmother with a touch of impatience, “That your name is Destiny Michaels, that you live in Ka…
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The Story Unravels:Hidden Kind 5

” Back when your great great grandfather was young, he was always an explorer. He was as curious as you are now, ” Eclipso s…
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Young Muppets on the Street

With his red hair and glasses Scooter stood out among the other young hustlers on the dark street corner.
Just around the bl…