Stories posted 3/15/2007

  • Wet, Warm and Furry

    “Why hello little thing. Aren’t you just the cutest!”

    “Are you lost? Poor thing, you’re soaking wet.”

    “Aw, look at that li…

  • Poor Work Ethic - Dead tired Inspired by text

    Dead tired that is! Tired of all these rat race a-holes coming up and talking to him like he was a machine, a box that pumps …

  • It's all in your head

    Filthy; that’s the only word I could think when I looked down and saw my own blood. It didn’t make me sick, but it bothered m…

  • The train to my brain

    Here comes another one he thought without moving. The subway here was above ground, and the train he could hear in the dista…

  • creatR Inspired by a photo

    As he opened his eyes, he found the world to be truly his. It was this world he created, he would be the one to cultivate a…

  • Continuation: The Awakening

    Light.
    Blinding Light.
    LET THERE BE LIGHT!
    Light…and then…The Silver.
    LET THERE BE SILVER!

    I can’t believe it’s actu…

  • Fifteen Seconds

    Fifteen seconds …

    Maury glanced at the monitors, which showed the great alien works in orbit. The invading race’s powersuc…

  • The ex and the wish-she-was Mature

  • Eveline Mature

  • The ex and the wish-she-was - DG Mature Inspired by text

  • Dust-off

    He noticed the dust on his boots too late to do anything about it. By then the lifter was in the air, and the straps held him…

  • FPS Doug Inspired by text

    BOOM! headshot…...................................................

  • Poorer Work Ethic

    And so he sat, day after day, glued to the screen pretending to work but really just stalking the Ficlets site waiting for th…

  • The Library II Inspired by text

    It took us a while to decide on an exact plan of action. I wanted to jump out a window and hijack a car to take to the librar…

  • Terrarium: The Collected Inspired by text

    Over the weekend, Alan had gassed up the boat, tossed in a sleeping bag, and gone exploring.

    The island was rumored to be ha…

  • Whang Too Inspired by text

    Whang! Dodge, stumble, roll and back to her feet.

    Wendy managed to foil her opponent’s terminal shot with nothing more than …

  • Four Seconds Inspired by text

    Time on Earth was literally ticking away. Any moment now the race’s immense starship would finish consuming all the energy th…

  • The world of the sailors

    Lorelei stood barefoot in the shade. The midday sun shone its glaring rays through her window sill. Already the noisy bustle …

  • My ex-husband, two and three. Inspired by text

    But then again the guy in the Blue Armani suit, three thousand dollar rolex and a shirt hand-sewn in Paris, didn’t do much go…

  • Destination: Planet (prologue) Mature

  • A few seconds short Inspired by text

    Maury turned to the small square box on the end of his console.

    The maintenance crew had failed him again.

    How in space co…

  • Catharsis

    Sarah yawned, stretched, and turned over in bed. It had been a strange evening. She’d been at a party, and had way too much…

  • Let Me See Your Face Inspired by text

    Let me see your face
    Let the light reflected along the planes of your body
    Travel the uncharted distance to my eyes
    To pierce…

  • Marty Stouffer's Draconis Amerigo Inspired by text

    The beautiful woman glanced idly at me, as Spot went bounding over to her green, and my hackles went up. I can’t tell you why…

  • One Second Inspired by text

    ...Three Seconds….

    This was it. End game. The Earth’s time was at its end. And Maury could do nothing, there was nothing l…

  • Until Mature Inspired by text

  • Farthest Reaches

    Orion 12 sped towards the outer solar system following the lines of magnetic force emanating from the sun. It’s ionized hull…

  • Inescapable, Period Inspired by text

    “Right.”

    “Right?”

    “Absolutely. So you’ll be arresting me, then?”

    “Excuse me?”

    “Well, seeing as how I’m being insubordinat…

  • Tainted

    There had been no premonition, no inexplicable unease, no warning tingle of his senses. Nothing. And the drink was sweet as e…

  • Earl Inspired by text

    The finger of blame would point to me. Me, in my velociraptor costume that I purchased on a whim from a Universal Studios cle…

  • First Impressions Inspired by a photo

    She looks at me like I am the center of the universe. I am the center of her universe, for now, at least. it won’t stay tha…

  • Up late editing

    Death.

    Funny how it sneaks up on you. I spent most of today dealing with death at a remove, typing up articles, checking fa…

  • Lu Bai-lynn

    Lu Bai-lynn was born in hard times, deep in the mountains of northern Shu providence. Lu himself was born as a second son. Th…

  • Dead World

    A man was sitting at his desk with random parts for random things scattered everywhere when message box popped up on his comp…

  • Kindred

    “So, you heard the petitions this night,” The Prince stated, walking back and forth in parady of her living nerves.

    Her coun…

  • Back stories Inspired by text

    She was striking at nearly 6 foot tall, well groomed power suit, a gold silk tie on a blue shirt, black jacket and pants.

    _…

  • Forgive me Inspired by text

    My love, please; do try not to take it personally. Remember our first days together? Why, you so thoroughly took care of my e…

  • King of the Universe

    I’m the King of the Universe. Want to know why? Well, if you don’t know I don’t see why I should tell you, but I’m credited w…

  • Unbelievable! Inspired by a photo

    It was just another day like all the others before it. Another day at the desk in the office where nobody ever came, my only …

  • On Having the Right Idea but the Wrong Execution Inspired by a photo

    The wily promoter was sure that he had just had one of his best ideas ever.

    “We’ll put on a benefit concert with the Red Hot…

  • Gastrologer Prophet Demiurge Inspired by a photo

    “I don’t know,” I told Janine. “Some of these new animé titles are just a little bit too esoteric for me.”

    “Like what?” Jani…

  • The Fall of New Rome Mature Inspired by a photo

  • Dragon Smoke Inspired by a photo

    He was fading.

    There were lots of theories why. It had been happening for several hundred years, so his kind had plenty of t…

  • The Bottle Mature

  • The Gardener

    As Jason reached in to the lawn mower, intent on retrieving the damp mass of grass which had been clogging the outlet, he won…

  • Right Inspired by text

    So I’m at the altar, right?

    And there’s this monkey, right?

    Quite nice, really. Right?

    And he’s got these guys standing on…

  • How Not To Be A Footnote Mature Inspired by text

  • not perfect, but just good enough.

    our story begins in a borough, in a flat on the corner, with an outline of a man. he sits in his aluminum-kitchen chair
    excee…

  • PJ - dead or alive

    They say “show me the money”. We framed 2.0, now we’ll do a 3.0, a 4.0 and soon an x.x.. PJ was sitting thinking is this the …

  • Madman Theory Mature

  • No Such Thing As Bad Press

    The Ottomans once won a great victory against the Hapsburgs without even being on the field of battle.

    In 1788, near Slatina…

  • The Eyes Mature

  • Yup

    “Run that one past me again.”
    “Zombies.”
    “See that’s what I thought you said. The question I now have is why?”
    “Why zombies?”...

  • Really Dead? Inspired by text

    As co-workers milled about the seemingly life-less body , Miguel, the Mail room manager noticed a strange twitching of the co…

  • Mind melt

    Sometimes I get overwhelmed by all my thoughts. It feels like a million ideas are streaming across my brain at the same time,...

  • Ron's Predicament

    The problem was a simple one. Also a deadly one, but simple all the same. Ron had set and armed the bomb, but managed to do s…

  • King of the Universe Inspired by text

    Once upon a time, you were walking down a square near your house towards your home. You turned the corner, unconscious of m…

  • Brass

    The early morning commute used to be a serene affair for Jann. He liked trains. They liked him. The scenery was breathtaking….

  • Dream

    The sunlight was too bright. It hurt my eye. Tried to get up, was held down. Found a dainty hand across my body. I twisted ar…

  • Last kiss

    We stood upon the pavement. There was a slight drizzle. She had a pink umbrella which we shared waiting for an empty auto to …

  • Fickle Ficlet

    Write a fickle ficlet,
    for your heart’s desire
    fill it with flare,
    for all the world to admire

    Open your Id,
    and fill your …

  • The Advantage of Death Inspired by text

    But in the end, being Dead didn’t matter so much.

    He liked being Dead. Not needing his old health care package, he took out …

  • Plastic Fang

    My eyes jolt open, greeted by a blurry vision of concrete. Dried blood and drool desperately attempt to cement me down. Now, ...

  • The sentinels - 2m shadow Inspired by text

    We had piled into Mike’s trusty vessel at five am. The sunlight peaking over the rows of sentinels created long shadows that …

  • It Plays Anything

    I was having difficulty with a DVD I had bought from a public domain movie vendor on eBay. My finicky old General Electric DV…

  • Late night shopping Inspired by text

    OK so it’s not the most glamorous of jobs but it pays the rent while I work on my book. Well that’s what I’d always told myse…

  • Brass Response Mature Inspired by text

  • Winning Numbers

    My numbers come up in the lotto three months, four days and nine hours.
    I know it’s true, just like I knew Jimmy Handel woul…

  • What not to be in an airlock Inspired by text

    “What? Hey! Open the airlock! Hello?”

    “Hey, you’re the rocket scientist. You find a way out.”

    “You’re insane!”

    “Oh, and a …

  • The Opposite of Hunger

    As I drove through the meat market, past the stands where beings lined up to sell themselves for the appetites of other creat…

  • Wet, Warm and Furry cont. Inspired by text

    “Come along little one, let’s get you out of this rain before you absolutely melt. That’s right, you’ll stay plenty dry in my…

  • I have a little problem....

    I have a little problem. My boss, she likes to kill.

    Now, she doesn’t just murder anyone- she’s not a savage you know.

    But…

  • All that school for nothin Inspired by text

    So that was a whirlwind couple days. First I was interview hopping, trying to keep my suit clean and my hair straight as I sh…

  • Time is Running Short

    I think I used to have a brother, but one day people stopped talking about him and he was gone. I often wonder where he went,...

  • The Beast

    Flames erupted from the dragon’s mouth, blisteringly intense, like the very flames of hell itself.

    The dragon’s face contort…

  • Wandering Soul

    The night was heavy. Nothing was in sight. Nobody was alive. Empty, completely empty. The suffocating silence was hanging any…

  • 37 minutes a day

    I get thirty-seven minutes a day to laugh, cry, lust, hate, love.

    Thirty-seven minutes a day to Live.

    There’s a bell toll,...

  • Sacrifice

    Lifting the cover from the pit, Gary reeled from the stench of putrid flesh emanating from the depths below. The horrors he h…

  • Dawn of Thursawday

    It only happens on Thursawday.

    A pinhole of light lasers through the black and strikes Donner’s naked eyeball. He swatted t…

  • Poor Work Ethic: The Tables Have Turned Mature Inspired by text

  • Erin Go Braugh

    It was Lexie’s genius idea. And I’m using the word “genius” loosely, let me tell you.

    It was St. Patrick’s Day and we were …

  • It Plays Anyone Inspired by text

    I brought the player home and hooked it up to my TV set. I tossed the manual aside and looked at the remote. It seemed to hav…

  • Math Stupper

    Another boring day at school.

    sigh

    Ya know, just once I wish something cool would happen.

    No not one of the usual unus…

  • Don't!

    “Don’t touch it!”, she hissed at him.

    “But why not?” he replied, pulling his hand back despite himself.

    “Well…I don’t kno…

  • Categorical Inspired by text

    Sarah rubbed her eyes and looked in the mirror again, but nothing changed. She still had the fur, ears, and tail of a cat. An…

  • Poor Work Ethic: Signs Inspired by text

    Finally!

    All this talk of Susan and Joseph, and yet noticeably absent was Carol. How could we overlook Carol?

    There were so…

  • Dust descends Inspired by text

    A voice the color of dust answered the phone in a loud whisper. “What to hell do you want?” Slightly taken aback I answered t…

  • The Necessities of Life Inspired by a photo

    I had journeyed long and hard, through heat and cold, sun and rain, all kinds of weather, to reach the mountaintop where the …

  • He Needs More Than Vitamin D Mature

  • The Note Inspired by text

    “There’s something I think you should see.” One of the movers finished stacking the old crates and turned to me. “It was in t…

  • Who's That Girl?! Inspired by a photo

    I was sitting outside on my wicker lawn bench, watching people go by. It was a cool day in April, the flowers were blooming, ...

  • A Wonderful Idea Inspired by a photo

    My brother and I were being bathed by our mistress, and we really didn’t like it very much. But then I hit upon a wonderful i…

  • The Pencil

    He hadn’t held a pencil in his hands in a long time. The octagonal shaft felt good, its weight comfortable, the paint tacky, ...

  • Double Wide

    BillyJack stood next to his doublewide, feet shoulder width apart, one hand on his hip, the other taking aim, as a long hot a…

  • To Die in Paradise

    They told me I wouldn’t live to see my 41st birthday. And I believed them, if only because it was a miracle of God when the c…

  • Destination: Planet (Part 1) Mature Inspired by text

  • Empty calls

    As on the previous two hundred nights, Sam answered the phone at the third ring. He never spoke anymore, and nor did the call…

  • King of the Universe. And me. Inspired by text

    Strangely enough, everyone sustained their interest in me, except you. As pleasant as our times together were, they were al…

  • Joking aside Inspired by text

    “Thursday?” Donner blinks, eyes streaming looking for the source of the voice.
    “No. Thursssssawday.” Somewhere in the darkne…

  • The heartbreak of pantslessness Inspired by text

    Ah the heartbreak of pantslessness. The 7-11 clerk had good reason to show disdain for my naked legs. What’s amazing is that …

  • The Left Hand

    “But, where should I sit?”

    “Here child, at my left, of course.” He laughed as he said it, as if this were an old game we pla…

  • Driving Force

    Uphold the integrity of the grid.

    That was the first and last rule we live by from the moment of birth until we cease to be.

  • The Crush Continues Inspired by text

    A pair of navy heels clicks on the floor, stopping near my head. “M… Mrs. Malthazzar,” I stammer.

    The librarian glares at …

  • Great. All I need now is a syringe. Mature Inspired by text

  • Green World

    Matt was never sure why he like to walk in the wooded area near his parents’ house.

    Sometimes he would find himself drawn th…

  • Four for four Inspired by text

    And on to the next one…ok, he dressed in bandages and smelled a little whiffy. But he treated me like a queen, and said I r…

  • Um, are they supposed to do that?

    “Hello, Dr. Devlin? Yes, um, this is Shawnee – you delivered my twins, TaiWade and ShaiWade.”

    “Well, um, you see they’ve bee…

  • Left Overs

    He pulled a cigarette from his bedside table, lit it and stood up. Taking a long, satisfying drag, he looked across the room …

  • The dishrag Inspired by text

    Excuse you?” Mother walks into the kitchen. “Dammit Jimbo, you gotta stop this! You’re going to be eight years old this we…

  • Simone on the Phone Mature Inspired by text

  • Believe only half of what you see

    The first thing that struck him was the air, thick and heavy with cigarette smoke. Through the haze, he could make out the co…

  • Bills, bills, bills

    Every morning he checked the mail and every morning it was the same thing – bills, bills and more bills. As much as he’d have…

  • Anatomy Of Indecision

    Edith or Stan? Stephen couldn’t work out which Grays’ anatomy to study first.

  • Best Before

    Shoppers were stunned to discover that the stock wasn’t disappearing fast because of the low, low prices but because of a vor…

  • The Bookwatchers Inspired by text

    I was beginning to despair, and I mean really, really become concerned about my future in this library and on this planet and…

  • Duty of the Sovereign Mature Inspired by text

  • Little flat friend Inspired by text

    “Hey buddy”, he said to the nearly flat squirrel, squinting through the haze. “Got a light?”
    He chuckled at his own humor, si…

  • Long Trip to the Altar Inspired by text

    I stayed up a couple of days, going to the bars out by the airport, hanging out drinking beer with the guys in the parking lo…

  • Haiku Question

    Wondering whether
    haiku can be ficlets: Yes!
    This one long enough.

  • Molten Lava Inspired by text

    “A lava lamp?” said Max as they strode into the Wal-Mart nearest the cafe. Though the store was empty, the parking lot was fu…

  • 0 Seconds Inspired by text

    In the one second left Maury looked at the monitors and saw the alien powersucking grids blazing white. He thought of his lif…

  • Wet, Furry, Warm at Last Inspired by text

    I was cold and wet and all alone, without even the shelter of a tree to protect me from the pouring rain. Perhaps I could hav…

  • Question Haiku Inspired by text

    Revised my haiku:
    Transposed ‘haiku’ and ‘ficlets’
    Opposite question.

  • Things get weirder Mature Inspired by text

  • The Singer and the Song

    The room was filled with a fuzzy blue light, and the music seemed to be coming not from the stage where the singer danced, bu…

  • Best Now Inspired by text

    That vortex was me. I was sitting at the end of Aisle 14, surrounded by a monstrous heap of empty Red Baron pizza boxes, shre…

  • A Drunken First Attempt at a Wish Inspired by text

    “Well… you sure do...” The man struggled, blinking, to focus on the squirrel. “And you’re pretty article… articule… y…

  • Played Inspired by text

    It was warm. I could hear a gentle hum in the background from the player’s electronics. It felt like I was floating; I couldn…

  • My Fathers Shadow Mature

  • The Healing Process

    Sheila Cummings squealed “I like to giggle,” roller-skated across her personal backyard stage and, misjudging its depth in th…

  • Guilty Pleasure Friends

    My fiance is a veritable collector of guilty pleasure friends. We all have one or two guilty pleasure friends, or GPFs. GPFs …

  • My Ex-Husband Sequel Mature Inspired by text

  • There Is No Deal Inspired by text

    And then he began to cry. Maybe he’d already been crying—I suddenly saw his tan cheeks were wet.

    “Please, sir, I don’t want…

  • Dance

    She asked if I’d like to dance.

    I told her I’d love to but I had no idea how.

  • Fickle Ficlets Inspired by text

    Just as I was heading out for some fresh air (was he rotting already?), the cat finally spoke.
    “Ahem.”
    I nearly dropped my ke…

  • What Did He Do Last Night? Inspired by text

    First of all and certainly most important, I was a man. That was quite the change from the day before. I’d never been a man b…

  • Meanwhile, on the other side of the intarweb… Inspired by text

    “Hey, have you seen those people selling kitty sushi on eBay?”

    “Yeah. What poseurs. I mean, you’d think nobody ever ate ca…

  • Back in the Game

    The hosptial released me with a second-hand coat over my shoulders and $5 bus fare.

    Wouldn’t you know I’m not walking down t…

  • The Toaster Adventures, Parts of Toaster Inspired by text

    “That’s it. That electric shock must have done something to my brain. I’m hallucinating.”

    The cat smirked. “If you think tha…

  • Do You Believe…? Inspired by a photo

    I was lying on the floor with Felix, sharing a patch of warm sunlight. The storms of the morning had passed, and now a rainbo…

  • I can't dance Inspired by text

    She laughed, took my hand, and led me to the dance floor.

    “Really”, I stammered, and started to sweat, “I don’t know how.”

    ...

  • Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your pants! Inspired by text

    “Dude, the exam starts in five minutes.”

    He started to walk away while staring at my bare legs.

    It’s at that point that I f…

  • Mrs. Kierkegaard, Like The 19th-Century Danish Philosopher Inspired by text

    We had a landlady. Her name was Mrs. Kierkegaard.

    No, really. It was.

    Given that the majority of us were lazy, pretentious …

  • Boredom.

    “What does this chevron thingy mean again.”

    Malcolm shook his head. Turning to look at Rey he noticed that there where no ch…

  • The Werewolf

    I was walking across the open fields of a neighbor’s farm at night with my two dogs. The moon was full. Wispy clouds rolled b…

  • Subversive Brew

    “Warning: Consumption of beverages produced by this machine may counteract community-mandated tranquility agents introduced b…

  • Hellcat

    “Billy,” said Jake, rubbing his hand, “that damn cat bit me!”

    “Jake,” said Billy, “what the hell? I told you I’d be right ba…

  • the Bus stop

    She sat on the bench. She felt an unusual peace. She looked up at the clouds and sighed, as if swooning.

    She began to feel s…

  • Strangers Mature Inspired by text

  • It can't be...it is. Inspired by text

    I stood frozen for a few seconds, breathing in the manufactured air of airlock.

    I would have to walk over there. I would ha…

  • Kitten Play Inspired by text

    My cat was lying on the bed in my room. I had no idea how old she was; she was a fully-grown stray when I got her. One thing …

  • Collector

    Joey was a collector, after all.

    Target: Silly Susan Shoemaker. His bid was set. His eyes on the prize. She was the last one…

  • The Werewolf Mature Inspired by text

  • Stolen Artifact

    “Gimme the gadget, geek,” said the thug, rhythmically slapping a crowbar against his palm.

    Stopping with some effort, Gary h…

  • Stolen Artifact, Part II Inspired by text

    “Hey, you! Stop!” A whistle sounded down the sidewalk, behind the robber. A uniformed Public Safety officer had rounded the c…

  • The Teta Retribution

    Vera sat in Harry’s study, watching red tetras weave through plastic flowers to avoid the amorous yellow guppy hell bent on m…

  • At the Ball Game

    “Do you think Kurt will be pissed off when he finds out there really is a heaven?” Robert asked Isaac.

    “Probably not. Despi…

  • Fickle, I Am (or So Fickle I Can't See Straight)

    “Fickle? How dare she say I’m fickle? Fickle like what? Love? Freedom? What!?”

    “Calm down, Needle” I replied. “She just ment…

  • The only way to live

    Nothing has moved for five minutes. You shift your hands on the wheel. It’s hard to remember where you usually put them when …

  • The Firefox Inspired by a photo

    The Firefox had been born decades ago—it was a point of pride that she still carried code dating back to those days, in fact,...

  • Yeah, it's a problem Mature Inspired by text

  • Yeah, it's a problem Mature Inspired by text

  • The sex that never was. Mature Inspired by text

  • Chill Out!

    Jerry had gotten Fred, a bloodhound, six years ago from the animal shelter. Fred was the one who sat in the back of the pen a…

  • No World For a Child Mature Inspired by text

  • Secrets to be had Inspired by a photo

    It was the most elaborate security system he’d ever encountered. It was actually throwing bolts of electricity down the hall …

  • Why I oughta... Inspired by text

    “Well where in the twelve hells did you leave it?” said Quarg, irritably.

    “I don’t know,” said his son.

    It’s tricky. In mo…

  • More Things in Heaven and Earth Mature Inspired by text

  • The First Task Inspired by text

    “I guess I’m hungry after all,” I stammered, making no attempt to hide the icy fear my confusion had morphed into.

    “Good,” r…

  • Spreadsheet, part 1

    As Parity began to awaken from the forced unconsciousness caused by Spreadsheet’s synaptic randomizing function, she quickly …

  • Sunrise

    As you crawled slowly across the plain of frozen methane, you berate yourself one more time for not recharging at the last ou…

  • Getting On Inspired by text

    The doors opened, two per car, like eyes, and like mouths, spitting out passengers then swallowing new ones and cramming them…

  • Stolen Artifact, Part III Inspired by text

    Gary’s heart pounded as he watched the cylinder activate. A crowd was beginning to form around the crushed mugger, each perso…

  • Spreadsheet, part 2 Inspired by text

    Parity shifted, trying to look a bit more helpless that she felt. Spreadsheet stepped closer to her, smiling as he approached…

  • Curious oranges Inspired by text

    “Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty pig!” it screams.

    Pig? Man, thinks Stephan, I really didn’t make a good impre…

  • The Last Bubble on Earth

    I woke up and realized I was in a bubble. A bubble of what I didn’t know, but it was most definitely a bubble.

    The clock rad…

  • Spreadsheet, part 3 Inspired by text

    Spreadsheet frowned at Parity, whose face had taken on something of a blank or bored expression. “I suppose you think if you …

  • Oneness Inspired by text

    He ran his hands through his hair, or where his hair would have been if he hadn’t shaved it before he left. So his scalp, rea…

  • Friend or Foe? Inspired by text

    It was in this moment of great perception that an even more critical thought jumped into the bubble with me: Can I breathe in…

  • Play Girl Inspired by text

    The kitten wandered curiously around my apartment, mewing every so often. She clearly didn’t recognize the place—or me. “I gu…

  • Poor Work Ethic: The Reckoning Inspired by text

    The quartet stood motionless for what seemed an eternity.

    Carol narrowed her eyes as she watched Mr. Wallace, waiting to se…

  • Spreadsheet, part 4 Inspired by text

    Parity grunted as Spreadsheet tightened the rag, effectively ending her side of their conversation. Being gagged was not some…