Stories posted 3/20/2007

  • Halloween Inspired by text

    “There’s always next Halloween,” he typed back.

    “True,” she agreed. “And maybe by then they’ll be a little older and my trap…

  • Hello, Kitty Inspired by a photo

    “It’s a cat.”

    “No it isn’t, it’s a lion.”

    “Nah, it’s a cat. Look at it lying there, it’s a cat.”

    “Uh, uh. Something that b…

  • Double Dilemma Inspired by text

    I walked away from Sweeper. This didn’t sit well on my stomach, marauder or not, killing humans like this just wasn’t me.

    I …

  • Desert Showdown Inspired by text

    I ducked into a cleft between two rocks. If they hadn’t seen me yet, I might be able to pick some of them off before they cou…

  • I Am Empty Like the Ocean

    I am empty like the ocean.

    I am turbulent wind swept roiling foam. I am the dead calm of doldrums. I am the giant rolling sw…

  • Prophecy Inspired by text

    From time to time, I am called upon to prophesy, to speak in tongues.

    My body is my temple—but what is a temple but an empty…

  • Scratchings on a Cell Wall

    I don’t know who might see this. Nor can I guess how much of it I will get out. My tools are inferior. For a stylus, I have o…

  • Let there be Spam Inspired by text

    “Why do my universes always come back to me?” the Spam asked.

    With a mind deft from an eternity of practice, he hurled the m…

  • Wary of Mary Inspired by text

    I followed her from the bar, my head swimming a little. From the martini? It had been unusually strong. For a few moments the…

  • Untitled

    An electric blue blast of energy flashes across the black expanse of space, silently exploding against the hull of a massive …

  • How To Beat A One Upper Inspired by text

    I had him beat. But could I go through with it?

    The handle was slippery with my sweat, my heart raced.

    I looked him in the …

  • If you want to look for weapons, click here. Inspired by text

    You look around you at the clean circle you’ve made in the dusty room. There are a myriad of cabinets and shelves, untouched …

  • Toe

    “FOOD!” it bellowed.

    Gavin had grown weary of this constant bellowing. Ever since his big toe had begun to evolve, he was co…

  • Deadly Game

    The game show host continued his usual script of catchphrases and mildly risqué humour.

    The audience, stimulated by cue-card…

  • The Visitor

    As the temperature fell, Amy knew that the demon had returned.

    She could practically taste the hatred and malice that filled…

  • Bad Blood Inspired by text

    Blake’s hand convulsed, blood loss taking a rapid toll. His fingers grazed his carved oak blade. His vision was beginning to …

  • The Wild Inspired by text

    Jenna hid.
    She hid alot. This time it was humans. She knew what they were, she’d seen them before. One of the males she used …

  • Harvested

    I’m waking up.

    Drowsy.

    Intense pain.

    Freezing cold – bath of ice.

    Red. Blood. My blood.

    Why?

    Mind reeling, searching fo…

  • There is No Time for Sleep

    The sharp sound of rocks against the window woke Nick from sound sleep with a start. He sat up in bed, blearily staggered out…

  • Best Laid Plans

    The world was an intense light that wouldn’t abate. Tala tried to rub her eyes and found that her hands were tied behind her …

  • Transforming the Ocean Inspired by text

    There was a time before, between the glowing swirling dust of creation and now. The world hung in the balance of incredible f…

  • His Blood Ran Thin

    It was raining. I hate the rain.

    The body was still warm, blood running thin like a cheap marinara. His face was contorted…..

  • Day Two: Preparations

    The roads were clogged full and there’s no way that they could get out of the city at this point. Their apartment door was ba…

  • Stepping Stones

    “…And when a man is tired of London, He .. .Is … Tired … of … Life. I thank you. That’s the end of the tour.”
    The 2 wom…

  • What Momma Did to Irving

    Everyone agreed Irving was a waste of space.

    And by everyone I mean Momma, for whatever she decreed, we all believed, whethe…

  • Flat Boyfriend

    I sent the photo in, so I guess it is kind of my fault.

    My Flat Boyfriend™ had been in the house for less than a week wh…

  • about

    I’m Ianys.
    It’s my first day here.
    It’s a strange place for me. I can see no one. I can feel other people around me. Why I …

  • A Dream of Becky

    Thing is, guys like me, when we dream, we dream hard.

    With all that was going on, you’d think I’d dream of blind men, murder…

  • Alan and the OpenID

    One fine day, Alan was playing with OpenID, so he could break all the hard work David and Matt had been doing. He stumbled ac…

  • Sown Inspired by text

    It was said that when the street children disappeared, it was because they were stolen for their organs. I never knew if I be…

  • Briefest ex-husband: Seven Inspired by text

    I found a pretty nice guy next: smart, down-to-earth, and he knew how to make a girl laugh. He didn’t mind me wanting to put …

  • Almost Husband Numero Ocho Inspired by text

    The next one well… We never married but I was sooo head over heals with him.
    It was an internet relationship at first, but …

  • How Not To Be The First Serial Killer In Space Inspired by text

    The first serial killer in space looked around his new spaceship proudly and went straight to the control room. After a frenz…

  • WorldWide Wruff Inspired by a link

    Current Mood: Hungry
    Current Music: Beatles – Hard Days Night

    I know a few faithful blogreaders will believe anything I tell…

  • The BlogDog Inspired by text

    Undoubtedly, you have a few questions at this point. How do you type your blog entries? How do you understand English? These …

  • Numbers Game

    “Dva. Nul. Chetyri. Dva. Devyat.”

    His pencil scratched the piece of paper. The signal on the radio was strong tonight.

    “Tri…

  • Cliff of Wonder

    Standing on the edge of the cliff, Lenny looked down… way down. “How did she do that?” he wondered as the wind buffeted h…

  • The Lonely Whoosh of Space Inspired by text

    “Captain, we’ve got a hole the size of an asteroid near Quadrant 25,” said Bill Veruck. “Captain?”

    The Captain, the very man…

  • Ex-husband Nine Inspired by text

    Number Nine?

    Well!

    It’s not as if I don’t mind a little fetish, I mean, so he was into hockey. Hey lots of guys are into h…

  • Birth of the Firefox, Part 4 Inspired by text

    The idea that complex neural networks could create self-awareness had been a theory since Heinlein’s _The Moon is a Harsh Mis…

  • Dinner Inspired by a photo

    “Where’s the rabbit?”
    “What rabbit?”
    “The dinner rabbit, the one I got from the butchers this morning. That rabbit.”
    “Is it w…

  • In the Beginning Inspired by text

    First there was emptiness.

    Then one woke up and he created another. For a long time they contemplated one another. They rea…

  • Day Five: Silence Inspired by text

    The silence was deafening. Sure there were noises; my mates playing cards in the next room to pass the time, the occasional …

  • She loves me she loves me not Inspired by text

    The gunshots brought the outlying Marauders running my way. I managed to down three of them before Grumpy, the leader, got in…

  • Birth of the Firefox, Part 5 Inspired by text

    The Firefox matured at lightspeed. She learned English (and French, and Spanish, and every other language for which there was…

  • Exorating the Inexorable Inspired by text

    “So, how long do you think you can keep me here?”

    “Until your trial.”

    “Which would be when?”

    “When we arrive.”

    “Yes, abou…

  • Rise and Fall of the Garden Path

    Just replace standard bricks or pavers with our
    completely self-contained SunBricks.

    Each SunBrick contains a nascent AI …

  • A St. Pat's Mugging - Part 2.5 Inspired by text

    “Doesn’t surprise me,” said the policeman. “I’ve dealt with these types in the past. Ruthless buggers.”

    “Really?” said Ted, ...

  • There's Something In My Closet

    Dear Mom and Dad,

    I’m writing you this letter so you know what happened to me when that thing in my closet finally eats me.
    ...

  • You still believe in that? Inspired by text

    Dear Son,

    You’re thirteen. Grow a pair.

    Dad

    (Or I will put something in your closet!)

  • The Photographator Inspired by a photo

    I was going out to cover the new robotics expo at the convention center. It promised to be an interesting experience, full of…

  • It's a Third Party (and I'll Cry if I Want To) Inspired by text

    I woke up inside an automedic, manacled to the bed while the surgical prostheses worked on me. I recognized the muzzy-headedn…

  • Dicey Situation

    It was another ordinary day, and I was bored. I was due to go over to a friend’s house for dinner later, but at the moment I …

  • Sea Fever

    This morning I want to Be. At the beach. Near the ocean. With my camera. With my songs. Whispering. Singing. Talking to the o…

  • Lost Appetite Inspired by text

    “I…I can’t eat you,” the dragon said. “Not now.”

    “Can’t eat me?” the girl stamped her foot, glared at him. “Not good enoug…

  • Cliff of Wonder: River of Salvation Inspired by text

    . . . and saw, and saw. The sky. The horizon. The brink of the canyon. The cliff’s vertical veined walls—flashing past, ye…

  • The Inscrutable Box Inspired by text

    “Don’t know. When the box got wet, the writing ran. Doesn’t help that the light down here is really crummy.”

    Roy reached bac…

  • Appetizing Argument Inspired by text

    “How about if I pretended not to want to be eaten?”

    “Yes, but…what?”

    “You know, a little roleplay? I’m like ‘Oh, noes, a …

  • Numbers Game, part II Inspired by text

    “Hey, lady, watch it!” the waiter growled as he nudged past her in the narrow aisle. She had expected snobbery, but this plac…

  • Ranshel Point Inspired by a photo

    I am an island in a land of giants.

    Not enough people are ever worried about these giants, these tempermental, fickle creatu…

  • Land Shark Inspired by a photo

    Ed had a drink with dinner. Everyone at the table did. But he wasn’t drunk. He hadn’t been drunk since college, ever since “t…

  • Parents Have Closets, Too Inspired by text

    Dear Frightened Child,

    I had planned on eating you last night. My carving knife was sharpened and my favorite bib was freshl…

  • A Zombie Memoir

    Outside of Traverse City in the dark of the moon on the sixth of June in a Kenworth pulling logs a figure stepped out of the …

  • Compson Carbomb

    Quentin was not assured by the sound of the silent field; the field filled with the passions of his youth and the unctuous dr…

  • Bunny Inspired by a photo

    “You do know what I can do with these ears, don’t you?” she asked with coy smile.

    I didn’t answer.

    Of course I knew, but ho…

  • The Urban Jungle

    “Boss, it’s Sam. I don’t think I’m going to make it back to the
    office.”

    “What do you mean not make it back? I sent you out…

  • My Husbands Today Inspired by text

    So where are all my ex-husbands now?
    After I… disposed of them, I took them to a taxidermist. I paid him alot not to tell a…

  • Doomed

    This was it. We’d been fighting our way deeper and deeper into the facility, too panicked to contemplate that we might not ma…

  • When the World Falls Apart (Ficlet) Mature Inspired by a photo

  • No Problem Inspired by text

    The facility has been particularly busy the last few days. A lot more of those security guys coming in the middle of the nigh…

  • The Janitor of Souls

    Jake Laments was born on a Thursday morning in the Powell Street MUNI station. His panting mother clutched the hands of two h…

  • Down an Up Elevator Inspired by text

    “Err, buddy…”
    I waved in its face. It – he – turned to me in response. His eyes were piercing.
    “I was just wondering, you k…

  • Noble Creatures

    You, Lord Corvinus are a fool! For days we feasted on the blood of our enemies, all the while starving yourself. “It doesn’t …

  • The Urban Jungle Office Inspired by text

    “Sam, the printer is out of toner. I need you to run down to Office World and get a new cartridge.”

    Sam nearly jumped out of…

  • Cute Cuisine Inspired by text

    “So, uhm, if I ate you how would you like it done?”

    “Pardon?”

    “Well, would you like to be fried, roasted or fricasseed?”

    ”...

  • Cliff of Wonder: Elevator of Air

    ... that he was falling much more slowly than one would expect, and that in fact the closer that he approached the river, the…

  • Death takes a working lunch Inspired by text

    It hadn’t always been that way, of course, but the longer Jason thought about it the harder it became to remember a time when…

  • Time to Dance - Zombie Style

    This probably wasn’t the best place to be. The parking garage seemed like a good idea, but now that we were here, we could se…

  • Monument - Continued Inspired by text

    Quickly, the nanomachines spread across the tortured lanscape. Those that fell on rock began to transform the minerals into s…

  • The Romance Bombed Inspired by text

    “I won’t waste time,” she said. “My name is Maius. My people require your help.”

    “Require?” I replied, with just enough ange…

  • The Monkey Business Case Inspired by text

    “The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” Jackson said.

    “My father always told me not to trust anyone you pay in fruit,” Lowe…

  • The Knowledge

    London is a woman, she has her rhythms, her daily inhalations and exhalations of people and cars, her longer cycles of decay …