Stories posted 3/20/2007
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Halloween

“There’s always next Halloween,” he typed back.
“True,” she agreed. “And maybe by then they’ll be a little older and my trap…
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Hello, Kitty

“It’s a cat.”
“No it isn’t, it’s a lion.”
“Nah, it’s a cat. Look at it lying there, it’s a cat.”
“Uh, uh. Something that b…
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Double Dilemma

I walked away from Sweeper. This didn’t sit well on my stomach, marauder or not, killing humans like this just wasn’t me.
I …
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Desert Showdown

I ducked into a cleft between two rocks. If they hadn’t seen me yet, I might be able to pick some of them off before they cou…
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I Am Empty Like the Ocean
I am empty like the ocean.
I am turbulent wind swept roiling foam. I am the dead calm of doldrums. I am the giant rolling sw…
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Prophecy

From time to time, I am called upon to prophesy, to speak in tongues.
My body is my temple—but what is a temple but an empty…
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Scratchings on a Cell Wall
I don’t know who might see this. Nor can I guess how much of it I will get out. My tools are inferior. For a stylus, I have o…
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Let there be Spam

“Why do my universes always come back to me?” the Spam asked.
With a mind deft from an eternity of practice, he hurled the m…
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Wary of Mary

I followed her from the bar, my head swimming a little. From the martini? It had been unusually strong. For a few moments the…
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Untitled
An electric blue blast of energy flashes across the black expanse of space, silently exploding against the hull of a massive …
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How To Beat A One Upper

I had him beat. But could I go through with it?
The handle was slippery with my sweat, my heart raced.
I looked him in the …
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If you want to look for weapons, click here.

You look around you at the clean circle you’ve made in the dusty room. There are a myriad of cabinets and shelves, untouched …
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Toe
“FOOD!” it bellowed.
Gavin had grown weary of this constant bellowing. Ever since his big toe had begun to evolve, he was co…
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Deadly Game
The game show host continued his usual script of catchphrases and mildly risqué humour.
The audience, stimulated by cue-card…
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The Visitor
As the temperature fell, Amy knew that the demon had returned.
She could practically taste the hatred and malice that filled…
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Bad Blood

Blake’s hand convulsed, blood loss taking a rapid toll. His fingers grazed his carved oak blade. His vision was beginning to …
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The Wild

Jenna hid.
She hid alot. This time it was humans. She knew what they were, she’d seen them before. One of the males she used … -
Harvested
I’m waking up.
Drowsy.
Intense pain.
Freezing cold – bath of ice.
Red. Blood. My blood.
Why?
Mind reeling, searching fo…
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There is No Time for Sleep
The sharp sound of rocks against the window woke Nick from sound sleep with a start. He sat up in bed, blearily staggered out…
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Best Laid Plans
The world was an intense light that wouldn’t abate. Tala tried to rub her eyes and found that her hands were tied behind her …
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Transforming the Ocean

There was a time before, between the glowing swirling dust of creation and now. The world hung in the balance of incredible f…
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His Blood Ran Thin
It was raining. I hate the rain.
The body was still warm, blood running thin like a cheap marinara. His face was contorted…..
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Day Two: Preparations
The roads were clogged full and there’s no way that they could get out of the city at this point. Their apartment door was ba…
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Stepping Stones
“…And when a man is tired of London, He .. .Is … Tired … of … Life. I thank you. That’s the end of the tour.”
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What Momma Did to Irving
Everyone agreed Irving was a waste of space.
And by everyone I mean Momma, for whatever she decreed, we all believed, whethe…
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Flat Boyfriend
I sent the photo in, so I guess it is kind of my fault.
My Flat Boyfriend™ had been in the house for less than a week wh…
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about
I’m Ianys.
It’s my first day here.
It’s a strange place for me. I can see no one. I can feel other people around me. Why I … -
A Dream of Becky
Thing is, guys like me, when we dream, we dream hard.
With all that was going on, you’d think I’d dream of blind men, murder…
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Alan and the OpenID
One fine day, Alan was playing with OpenID, so he could break all the hard work David and Matt had been doing. He stumbled ac…
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Sown

It was said that when the street children disappeared, it was because they were stolen for their organs. I never knew if I be…
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Briefest ex-husband: Seven

I found a pretty nice guy next: smart, down-to-earth, and he knew how to make a girl laugh. He didn’t mind me wanting to put …
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Almost Husband Numero Ocho

The next one well… We never married but I was sooo head over heals with him.
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How Not To Be The First Serial Killer In Space

The first serial killer in space looked around his new spaceship proudly and went straight to the control room. After a frenz…
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WorldWide Wruff

Current Mood: Hungry
Current Music: Beatles – Hard Days NightI know a few faithful blogreaders will believe anything I tell…
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The BlogDog

Undoubtedly, you have a few questions at this point. How do you type your blog entries? How do you understand English? These …
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Numbers Game
“Dva. Nul. Chetyri. Dva. Devyat.”
His pencil scratched the piece of paper. The signal on the radio was strong tonight.
“Tri…
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Cliff of Wonder
Standing on the edge of the cliff, Lenny looked down… way down. “How did she do that?” he wondered as the wind buffeted h…
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The Lonely Whoosh of Space

“Captain, we’ve got a hole the size of an asteroid near Quadrant 25,” said Bill Veruck. “Captain?”
The Captain, the very man…
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Ex-husband Nine

Number Nine?
Well!
It’s not as if I don’t mind a little fetish, I mean, so he was into hockey. Hey lots of guys are into h…
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Birth of the Firefox, Part 4

The idea that complex neural networks could create self-awareness had been a theory since Heinlein’s _The Moon is a Harsh Mis…
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Dinner

“Where’s the rabbit?”
“What rabbit?”
“The dinner rabbit, the one I got from the butchers this morning. That rabbit.”
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In the Beginning

First there was emptiness.
Then one woke up and he created another. For a long time they contemplated one another. They rea…
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Day Five: Silence

The silence was deafening. Sure there were noises; my mates playing cards in the next room to pass the time, the occasional …
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She loves me she loves me not

The gunshots brought the outlying Marauders running my way. I managed to down three of them before Grumpy, the leader, got in…
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Birth of the Firefox, Part 5

The Firefox matured at lightspeed. She learned English (and French, and Spanish, and every other language for which there was…
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Exorating the Inexorable

“So, how long do you think you can keep me here?”
“Until your trial.”
“Which would be when?”
“When we arrive.”
“Yes, abou…
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Rise and Fall of the Garden Path
Just replace standard bricks or pavers with our
completely self-contained SunBricks.Each SunBrick contains a nascent AI …
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A St. Pat's Mugging - Part 2.5

“Doesn’t surprise me,” said the policeman. “I’ve dealt with these types in the past. Ruthless buggers.”
“Really?” said Ted, ...
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There's Something In My Closet
Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m writing you this letter so you know what happened to me when that thing in my closet finally eats me.
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You still believe in that?

Dear Son,
You’re thirteen. Grow a pair.
Dad
(Or I will put something in your closet!)
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The Photographator

I was going out to cover the new robotics expo at the convention center. It promised to be an interesting experience, full of…
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It's a Third Party (and I'll Cry if I Want To)

I woke up inside an automedic, manacled to the bed while the surgical prostheses worked on me. I recognized the muzzy-headedn…
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Dicey Situation
It was another ordinary day, and I was bored. I was due to go over to a friend’s house for dinner later, but at the moment I …
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Sea Fever
This morning I want to Be. At the beach. Near the ocean. With my camera. With my songs. Whispering. Singing. Talking to the o…
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Lost Appetite

“I…I can’t eat you,” the dragon said. “Not now.”
“Can’t eat me?” the girl stamped her foot, glared at him. “Not good enoug…
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Cliff of Wonder: River of Salvation

. . . and saw, and saw. The sky. The horizon. The brink of the canyon. The cliff’s vertical veined walls—flashing past, ye…
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The Inscrutable Box

“Don’t know. When the box got wet, the writing ran. Doesn’t help that the light down here is really crummy.”
Roy reached bac…
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Appetizing Argument

“How about if I pretended not to want to be eaten?”
“Yes, but…what?”
“You know, a little roleplay? I’m like ‘Oh, noes, a …
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Numbers Game, part II

“Hey, lady, watch it!” the waiter growled as he nudged past her in the narrow aisle. She had expected snobbery, but this plac…
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Ranshel Point

I am an island in a land of giants.
Not enough people are ever worried about these giants, these tempermental, fickle creatu…
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Land Shark

Ed had a drink with dinner. Everyone at the table did. But he wasn’t drunk. He hadn’t been drunk since college, ever since “t…
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Parents Have Closets, Too

Dear Frightened Child,
I had planned on eating you last night. My carving knife was sharpened and my favorite bib was freshl…
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A Zombie Memoir
Outside of Traverse City in the dark of the moon on the sixth of June in a Kenworth pulling logs a figure stepped out of the …
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Compson Carbomb
Quentin was not assured by the sound of the silent field; the field filled with the passions of his youth and the unctuous dr…
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Bunny

“You do know what I can do with these ears, don’t you?” she asked with coy smile.
I didn’t answer.
Of course I knew, but ho…
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The Urban Jungle
“Boss, it’s Sam. I don’t think I’m going to make it back to the
office.”“What do you mean not make it back? I sent you out…
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My Husbands Today

So where are all my ex-husbands now?
After I… disposed of them, I took them to a taxidermist. I paid him alot not to tell a… -
Doomed
This was it. We’d been fighting our way deeper and deeper into the facility, too panicked to contemplate that we might not ma…
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When the World Falls Apart (Ficlet)

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No Problem

The facility has been particularly busy the last few days. A lot more of those security guys coming in the middle of the nigh…
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The Janitor of Souls
Jake Laments was born on a Thursday morning in the Powell Street MUNI station. His panting mother clutched the hands of two h…
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Down an Up Elevator

“Err, buddy…”
I waved in its face. It – he – turned to me in response. His eyes were piercing.
“I was just wondering, you k… -
Noble Creatures
You, Lord Corvinus are a fool! For days we feasted on the blood of our enemies, all the while starving yourself. “It doesn’t …
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The Urban Jungle Office

“Sam, the printer is out of toner. I need you to run down to Office World and get a new cartridge.”
Sam nearly jumped out of…
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Cute Cuisine

“So, uhm, if I ate you how would you like it done?”
“Pardon?”
“Well, would you like to be fried, roasted or fricasseed?”
”...
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Cliff of Wonder: Elevator of Air
... that he was falling much more slowly than one would expect, and that in fact the closer that he approached the river, the…
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Death takes a working lunch

It hadn’t always been that way, of course, but the longer Jason thought about it the harder it became to remember a time when…
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Time to Dance - Zombie Style
This probably wasn’t the best place to be. The parking garage seemed like a good idea, but now that we were here, we could se…
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Monument - Continued

Quickly, the nanomachines spread across the tortured lanscape. Those that fell on rock began to transform the minerals into s…
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The Romance Bombed

“I won’t waste time,” she said. “My name is Maius. My people require your help.”
“Require?” I replied, with just enough ange…
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The Monkey Business Case

“The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” Jackson said.
“My father always told me not to trust anyone you pay in fruit,” Lowe…
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The Knowledge
London is a woman, she has her rhythms, her daily inhalations and exhalations of people and cars, her longer cycles of decay …