Ficlets | Stories posted 3/21/2007

Stories posted 3/21/2007

Bring Out The Donkey

by Papa Drybear about 1 year ago

During their 11 years he had been moving closer and closer to the truth. Until it finally had happened.

He had fallen head …
Mission: Unlikely

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

“But—she’s not dead,” I said. “Her mind and DNA are encoded and stored. You could put her in a robot body, or clone her natur…
Which sister?

by Ngtmagicks about 1 year ago

“You know, I hate it when he just grabs me.” Said the bigger sister.

“Hey, at least he grabs you. Me? it’s just a slight pul…
Sulking Swords

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

“Well, it’s not like we have anything else to do, since you had us turned into swords,” the bigger one muttered sulkily. “A…
The Plague

by autotrepanation about 1 year ago

I am the last – everybody else is gone. They went badly, bleeding from their eyes and frothing at the mouth. Those horrible, ...
Blown out of Proportion

by Throat Wolf about 1 year ago

When he took me to his room, I thought he just liked to play. So when he offered me the end of a bicycle pump and told me to …
Perfect.

by ElFurbe about 1 year ago

“Definitely not,” said the ball.

“Well. That’s a new trick for a ball,” I thought. As I contemplated dropping what was now b…
The Butcher

by Kamalani about 1 year ago

“New shipment arrived, sir.”
“Excellent. Put them in the freezer”
“It’s mostly poultry sir, and the poultry space is full.”
”...
Afternoon Tea

by QuakeDisruptor about 1 year ago

Dagon liked tea.

He preferred it when it was made with the leaves in a teapot. Teabags just couldn’t compete, no matter what…
Break Up

by samaitra about 1 year ago

“Hello!!!” , The voice came from the other side of the phone. “Do you think we should break up?”. He didnt knew what to d…
She Only Have To See Parts

by ConstantsorroW about 1 year ago
break up !!!

by Clemenza about 1 year ago

He was taken back by this break up conversation.
He had planned to take her out for a movie this weekend.
All of sudden, he f…
break up !!!

by Shelly about 1 year ago

He remembered all the beautiful evenings he had spent with her, the walks on the beach with moon lit sky, the twinkling stars…
Test Story

by User 1048 about 1 year ago

This is my own test story..
This is my own test story..This is my own test story..This is my own test story..This is my own t…
Test prequel

by User 1048 about 1 year ago

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Prophet or Sinner?

by ConstantsorroW about 1 year ago

“A prophet’s job is never done.”
The words repeat themselves.
“A prophet’s job is never done.”
“A prophet’s job is never done…
The Finals

by Axel Alloy about 1 year ago

Daniel was nervous. Today was the day that he would find out if all his training had paid off. Racing wasn’t easy.

He had be…
Date with Dick

by Axel Alloy about 1 year ago

Rachel was in her hotel room trying to come to terms with her sudden change in height. She wasn’t used to wearing heels. In f…
Noodle Shop

by Axel Alloy about 1 year ago

Lambi rolled her eyes as a big fat customer entered ‘Noodle Shop’. He was wearing a big red shirt and had big dark patches un…
Harold and Bill: Drama has four wheels

by Mythor about 1 year ago

Bill had always been a very good car. He always started right up on cold mornings, never had any trouble pulling away from th…
Aegis Library

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

Shelly was the Librarian, and she hated it.

The Library was what they called the storage complex for souls. Or at least, the…
Aegis Library II

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

Twelve thousand men, women, and children. The knowledge and experience gathered through twelve thousand lifetimes. Twelve tho…
My superpower sucks

by Jnova about 1 year ago

With the recent wave of people receiving super powers I would like to officially declare that my super power sucks.

My mom g…
Bomber Bummer

by SJHundak/S.J.Willing about 1 year ago

They put me down five miles outside the range of Lordun’s sensors.

“I feel ill,” Sweeper said. “Something is messing with m…
The Story Of Three (part 1)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“My job?! That was your job!”
“Was not!”
“Was too!”
“Was not!”
“Was too!”
Their shouts could be heard clear across the lake …
The Story Of Three (part 2)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“I could have sworn I saw Therrin’s foot sticking out of a bush somewhere around here.” Katara absently muttered to herself a…
Rooibos

by enkidu about 1 year ago

When Jim Bob saw the smoke coming from the hood, he slammed on the brakes and swerved to the shoulder of the red dirt road; h…
The Story Of Three (part 3)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“I still think you were imagining things little sister.” He went on as Katara continued to search the bushes. “I’ll bet you …
The Story Of Three (part 4)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

Back at camp Katara was looking for any edible plants as well as a large amount of certain useful herbs while Sokka was off h…
The Story Of Three (part 5)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“That’s right.” Her sister replied cheerfully. “ I think it’s partly because you always forget important items. Like food.” I…
The Story Of Three (part 6)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“Someone’s coming!” Katara whispered silently but urgently as she drew her bow. Therrin had already drawn her sword and grab…
Sushi Suckered

by SJHundak/S.J.Willing about 1 year ago

“Well,” the dragon hummed. “Okay, I’ll get the seaweed and rice. Sticky rice? I heard that is the best for Sushi.”

“Uhm, not…
The Story Of Three (part 7)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

Therrin turned tail and ran. Katara followed suit. Both knew that their weapons were useless against this giant. A sword cou…
The Story Of Three (part 8)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

On the way through camp Katara managed to grab the first-aid kit and Therrin chose to swerve towards her pack full of food. ...
The Story Of Three (part 9)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“I’d like to know that too.” Therrin mentioned coming up behind them. “Here’s your soup Katara. I have a feeling that this w…
The Story Of Three (part 10)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“I was tracking a small deer through the forest when I spotted what looked like a large brown hill. I was curious and wanted …
The Story Of Three (part 11)

by Levirules1 about 1 year ago

“Let me guess what happened next.” Katara said dryly. “When you pulled off the clump of fur it pulled fur that was still conn…
The New Odd Couple

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

I glared at the dashboard. “Jiana, bear in mind that I could flush you out of Sweeper’s systems altogether and pull the hol…
Superpower Cafeteria Revelation

by rejoicingapathy about 1 year ago

“Well, I’d like it, I think,” she said. “What’s so terrible about it?“

So the first few days that it happened, when …
Puddles

by Arthur Fonzarelli about 1 year ago

No one else could thrill a crowd like Nina.

The crowd exploded into applause and cheers of amazement and delight. The eyes o…
Delay tactics

by Bonkabonka about 1 year ago

“Diapers.” I blinked. “Even if I had some, I don’t think they’d work so well for a human.”

The girl made a face and said, “G…
Cindy and the Duke

by Throat Wolf about 1 year ago

Cindy had thought she was so clever, stealing the magical artifact that was the prize of the Duke’s collection. “Gastronaut’s…
Healthy Work Ethic

by Jono about 1 year ago
Fish Guy

by Ed about 1 year ago

“What?” said the boy. “Oh this.” He held a salmon up a little way out of the water.

“I caught this a second ago.”

She saw …
Space Burps Triumphant

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

“I wish I had it here now,” I said truthfully. It would probably distract her long enough to get the gun out of her hand.

I …
Erik & The Giant Blue Cabbage

by Marc about 1 year ago
The Low-Carb Kid Saves The Earth

by Hobo Beard Bob about 1 year ago

“The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” said The Zoo Keeper.

The Low-Carb Kid looked up from the recipe book and said, “It …
Heart Breaker

by StrugglingWriter about 1 year ago

... Stevie, who was annoying before superpowers, and now downright unbearable, decided lunch would be a good time to test out…
The First One

by ConstantsorroW about 1 year ago
Freakin' Lasers!

by Jnova about 1 year ago

I may not be a spring pup anymore but I’ll tell ya… I like this whole super power business that’s been going on.

At first…
Sentinels: Departure

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

But at last it was time to hoist our sails and set out on the expedition proper. At my insistence, we had salted away plenty …
Pizza Day

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

Well, perhaps making every girl I touch fall in love with me isn’t as bad as all that.

Today was pizza day at the cafeteria.
Too Dark to Read

by Throat Wolf about 1 year ago

Cindy slid down the dragon’s throat in a glutinous mass of rice and seaweed. Ugh, she thought. _Sooner this is over with, t…
Duping Duke

by SJHundak/S.J.Willing about 1 year ago

So this was what a dimensionally compacted dragon home was like.

Of course it became immediately obvious what the dragon’s p…
Lost in the Rough

by SJHundak/S.J.Willing about 1 year ago

“So what would they want with a Primary Power Core?” Strake asked

“Strip naked and dance around it in lewd displays of carna…
To Keep a Dragon

by Throat Wolf about 1 year ago

Gaspard had always been fascinated by dragons. He could watch them for hours. (And, since becoming an archmage artificer, he …
Brass, Ivory and Springs

by Cobweb about 1 year ago

Anso hunched over the machina, furiously trying to finish the assignment given him by the Abbot. The sound of the keys cla…
Power to the Wrong People

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

I blinked. “A golf ball? Forget bombs. If the Marauders could mass-produce a power core in that size, they’d be able to pow…
Rolled Out of Bed This Morning to the Sound of Bullets

by Kevin Lawver about 1 year ago

I fell out of bed this morning to the sound of gunfire. I’d like to think that it was my military training that made me roll …
Put Up Your Duke

by Throat Wolf about 1 year ago

Cindy turned. “By the Cursed Panties of Torajima, what are you doing here?”

The Duke held up his hand, on which glinted a …
Popcorn Penis

by Tracy about 1 year ago
The Insane Knight Takes a Break

by Hobo Beard Bob about 1 year ago

They rode through the dark forest. The Insane Knight and his headless Dwarven zombie sidekick, Tlod, had traveled for what se…
The Deal

by Uncle Sam about 1 year ago

“Is this the place?” Jack squinted at the squat apartment building.
“Yep, this is it. This is where the bastard lives.” An ug…
Northern lights.

by SJHundak/S.J.Willing about 1 year ago

He’d deceived himself when he believed he’d be alone. Even here in the perpetual night of the North a human lived.

So he rem…
Nothing is free

by Apocron about 1 year ago

A dark window and glowing screen were his world. Time had no place there, and noises faded to the background. The sounds of l…
Tiffany Epiphany

by kwatz about 1 year ago

Tiffany Epiphany voiced a sudden thought, that fights that couldn’t be won were fights that shouldn’t be fought.

“Nonsense,”...
The End of the World, As Told By Joe

by Jimmy McForum about 1 year ago

IT wasn’t as bad as you’d have thought.

A lot of us went to The Hill. It was a nice place—green grass, a lot of trees. Most…
Majority Rules

by uselessness about 1 year ago

The thud of Sam’s fist against the door shook the cabin. Gathered with him were the town’s most upstanding citizens, but you’...
Rooted

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

Day two. I don’t feel quite so cold anymore. My skin has started to roughen and take on a distinctly brownish tinge. It’s har…
Bob's friends see the Apocamolypse

by Ed about 1 year ago

I gaped at him.

“What?” he asked.

“Here we all are? We’re in a friggin’ Waffle House in Charlotte by God North Carolina,” I…
The Softer Side

by Uncle Sam about 1 year ago

The old man glared up at his relative. “What have you done for me? Why should I give you anything, when all you do is take?”
...
Solar Arrival

by Robotech_Master about 1 year ago

Guided by the Chanteuses, powered by the Heartstar, the Ship of the Way emerged into the Sol system just beyond the orbit of …
August 17

by D Wilbanks about 1 year ago

Around noon, the tsunami roared across the bay, cast off on its mission of destruction by a continental plate in upheaval. Fi…
Everyone's Gone to the Movies (i)

by allaboutgeorge about 1 year ago
Everyone's Gone to the Movies (ii)

by allaboutgeorge about 1 year ago
Everyone's Gone to the Movies (iii)

by allaboutgeorge about 1 year ago
The Worst Is Yet To Come...

by The Ambassador about 1 year ago
Everyone's Gone to the Movies (iv)

by allaboutgeorge about 1 year ago
The Insane Knight Battles the Giants

by Hobo Beard Bob about 1 year ago

The Insane Knight stood, completely naked, in the center of the village. The ground was trembling due to the rapidly approach…
Soundtrack

by kwatz about 1 year ago

Gerald’s life had a soundtrack.

It was not in his head, it was an actual soundtrack that only he could hear. Consisting prim…
Empty Tables

by HelenAngel about 1 year ago

My black boots clack on the polished tile floor. This restaurant is far too classy for us- two people who can barely make end…
A prophet's job is never done

by Some Guy about 1 year ago
Awakening

by Kaiberie about 1 year ago

The room was different.
Small, maybe arms distance in height, I could feel the roof from my bed. I tilted my feet, and hit no…
surfing.the.bleeding.edge.of.the.zeitgeist

by Jimmy McForum about 1 year ago
Sharing in the Sea

by Bryan VorBryan about 1 year ago

This mind sharing with a creature that had ingested me was totally outside of what I had expected once I realized that Willie…
Miss Trablipocris Quits

by User 707 about 1 year ago

Miss Trablipocris hurled her steno pad and pencil (it was yellow, a no. 2) to the brown shag carpet, then stomped out the off…
Time for Trouble

by SJHundak/S.J.Willing about 1 year ago

“Okay, Sweeper, launch an aerial sky probe. Before we go in I want to see just what we’re up against.” Strake switched the ra…

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