Stories posted 3/9/2007
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The Falling Robot

Funny, he had just walked through the lobby of his apartment building. Wouldn’t the doorman have mentioned that he saw the ro…
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Twisted Robot Wreckage

There was his pal, his little red robot, just visible all the way down there, laying in a pile of trash bags. He looked horri…
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Snowball

The pukes call me Snowball—whatever. I’m the leader of a crack special ops unit currently operating in deep cover at a hou…
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Mardi Gras nightmare

Stephan, a twenty-something New Yorker, awakens late in the morning, the bright sun peeking through green curtains. The bed i…
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That Perfect Moment
How could something that was once so wonderful, suddenly become so sad? Those first few weeks of happiness, when everything w…
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Shoe Girl Destroyed
She smiles. It’s totally fake. She cries. It’s for attention. She wants to be the center of attention. Now wasn’t that predic…
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He Never Called

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So mad

My palms are sweating. My heart is pounding. I’m in a building. At a table. In a meeting. Lots of people talking. STUPID PEOP…
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Upside down

Now wait a second, how did this happen? All I wanted to do was step outside for a quick smoke and stay dry and now look what …
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The earth moved for me; why not also for him?

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What Did I Do Last Night?
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It's Hard Out There for a Dog

My life is so rough. People just don’t understand. They always point at me and say I’m cute, but I know what they’re really t…
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The Ultimate Story
Amidst the burning rubble of the city, the band of heroes celebrated their victory and marveled that everyone in the group su…
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I Woke Up Cold
Sometimes I wake up cold. It’s not a regular occurrence at all, just some weird random heaven supplied punishment designed sp…
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Cont. My Ex-husband
As we all know, ripe bananas are just a step away from being spoiled rotten, and this guy was no exception.
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Poor Work Ethic
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Boom Boom Boom
I like things that go boom. It started when they began to make fireworks illegal.