Stories posted 4/5/2007

  • three beers before ficlet

    He walked over to the mini-fridge, grabbed the church key, and pulled open his third beer for the evening. This Pilsner Urque…

  • Paeon to the Sacred Bull of Heaven Inspired by a photo

    We had prepared the sacrifice for many months. The building of the bull proceeded much like any other public building project…

  • A Question For Buddha2012 Inspired by a photo

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  • Waste not, Want not

    Mana from Heaven it was, almost literally.

    We woke one day to a strange rain, flaming meteorites the size of cars streaking…

  • Meltdown,the Sisters of Chicopee

    They headed off of the airplane in Barcelona. Two fo the sisters headed straight for the doors to “burn one” after a long, bu…

  • Intergalactic Spring Cleaning: It's Party Time Inspired by text

    The Interstellar Scow was nearly full and ready to be sent off to some wayside gas giant to be dumped. “How much longer will …

  • Buddha2012 responds Inspired by text

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  • The Monk Asks a Question Inspired by text

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  • The Next Garbage Scow Inspired by text

    My great-great-great-great-grandfather was part of NASA, and was part of the team that discovered the Electical Chemical Heli…

  • Knowledge of Self Inspired by text

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  • What Have You Done to Me, Vicky? Inspired by text

    “Look, Vicky,” I began, trying to loosen her disturbing embrace. But I was silenced. Completely. I was still talking, still m…

  • Bounce

    The last thing I remember was stepping off of the curb. The funny thing was that I didn’t actually feel the car hit me. I cou…

  • Contact Inspired by text

    I ran through every sensor scan I could, trying to get any information on the pulsing, transforming mass in front of us. It d…

  • Human Trigger

    Funny world we live in when a routine procedure is anything but routine, thought the doctor as he deftly inserted the compu…

  • Release (Guardian 13) Inspired by text

    I slid the blades out and stood still, lifeless. Contemplating my deed, how it would break the fundamental rules for my exist…

  • . . but I'd still wear sunglasses

    They tell you not to stare into the sun, something about corneal sunburn. Well I’m here to tell you that thats bogus. They ar…

  • But If . . Then . . Inspired by text

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  • Get Rich Quickly

    Hi, My name is Richard Quickly, some people call me Dick.

    You may have seen me on those late night infomercials trying to ge…

  • Smooth the frog (6) Inspired by text

    “So what’s your plan?” Ryan asked.

    “It’s all to do with Mystic Lara…Will you stop doing that?”

    “Oh, sorry.” Ryan stoppe…

  • Starspiration Inspired by text

    “What?”

    Strange jittery tones went through the ship, as musical as Kayla’s noise.

    Kayla?

    I peered at the long flashing li…