Stories posted 7/30/2007
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Fritz and Zooey: Coffee Junkies

“Yeah,” Zooey agreed, “Janis seemed more like a latte person.” Fritz rolled his eyes dramatically in attempts that Zooey woul…
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Compliments [a glance into a derranged mind]

The paper is thin and soft between my fingers from reading the book so many times. Somehow reading it over and over makes me …
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The Sovereign's Procedure

The dark house sat in the middle of the Upper Slums, one of the most poverty-ridden sectors in the entire City. It was smashe…
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A Brief Glimpse Into The Mind of Partie Like Its 1492

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A Brief Glimpse Into the Mind of Fritz and Zooey

Fritz: What the hell…is that jazz music?
Zooey: _Yeah, its “Jazzhole” by Free the Robots, if you complain, I’ll hand…
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needing, wanting, feeling 3
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Emotions
I used to believe that jealousy and misery were two of the more powerful of human emotions. But I’m starting to really believ…
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Absence of Light
my dreams
fragmented disenchanted
perfect in the dark
scrambled by the light
thoughts of you send me drowning in
an …
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She Cries to No One
She cries to no one.
And cries out to everyone
Pain escalated and announced to dear ears
The sadness that chokes her
The hur… -
Wishes do come true

“What if one of my cousins pushes me down the stairs?”
“Murder”
“So I can pay them to do it?”
“Suicide by proxy,” Carolyn sig… -
Telling Sheena What Happened
“It was going so perfectly! I can’t believe… I don’t!! I just can’t…” Her tears stained her pillow. The makeup on her face…
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1- Illiyana...
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Snailzilla Attacks!

Leaving gooey destruction in its wake, Snailzilla oozed back into the turquoise depths from whence it came.
Who knows why it…
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baslangic

oncesinde turkce ile baslamak degisik olur diye dusundum. deneme yapiyordum. bu yuzden 64 karakteri tamamlamam gerekiyor. umr…
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turkce iyidir!
umarim turkce olması bir problem degildir. bakarsınız bu sayede kosede kalan bir ulke sitenize cokca giren bir hal alir. anal…
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Becoming A Murderer

“If you leave me, I will die,” she repeated, “I love you, and you’re all I have to live for, so if you leave me, there will n…
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Lanceus, the Prophet of Kencii

“A prophet’s job is never done,” muttered Lanceus to himself as he walked into the smoky room.
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What Not To Tell Your Girlfriend

“Shut up,” she said firmly, glaring back, the love gone from her eyes.
John stared back at his girlfriend, his salvation, “B… -
Going Out

“I think this hat makes me look creepy,” I ventured, probably fishing for a compliment. I would only be disappointed.
“It’s n… -
A Brief Glimpse Into the Mind of llamaluvsmenotu

Walkin down the street.
everyone looks @ moi.
daaammmm im soo KRISPY!!
i cant help it
all the llamas luv me!!
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Helplessness

John woke, sweating, from another nightmare. It’d been weeks since his last bout of premonitions, but good things only last f…
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The Other Woman: Part 5a: James

“When your wife sues you . . .” Jessica’s words kept whirring around in my mind. When. Not if.
I got home as soon as I…
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Righteousness Taken A Bit Too Far
Cicadas will rarely cross a veranda unless invited, which is pretty nutty when you think about it. I mean, how does a life fo…
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Blame it on the rice cakes
so
i
was
walkin
one
day
i
fell
it
hurt
i
cried
only
to
hear
my
mother
shout
“blame
it
on
the
rice
cakes.”.
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Lanceus, the Prophet of Kencii (Part two: The Trance)

To all observers, not that there were any, he appeared dead. But, that was how it was supposed to be.
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London Fog

Fog always puts me in a bad mood. You can’t see a blasted thing that’s more than twenty meters away. But that’s not why I’m i…
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Lanceus, the Prophet of Kencii (Part three: Jakeus' bedmate)

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Frida Kahlo Syndrome
His eye was caught by a tiny foot and slender ankle peeking out of an open car door. As he walked forward pensively, his eye …
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The Escape

Over time, we had observed a pattern in the Guards. Each day, a new Guard would come to take the other’s place, cycling betwe…
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Lanceus, the Prophet of Kencii (Part four: Triumph over Vomitia)

After the woman finished her… adoration of Jakeus/Lanceus. He got up and began to dress himself in the fine, velvet robes…
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Past, Future Johns need to leave me the hell alone
Alright. So, I’m twenty-one, finally in college doing a bit of the classes thing and a lot of partying. I’m sitting on my bed…
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The Arena

June the 26th, 1905,
_Luckily, the savages have let me keep my journal. But perhaps savages is too strong of a word to des…
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Why environmentalists should be fighting in Iraq
Disclaimer: This has absolutely no scientific basis.
This must be stopped! The carbon footprint of an exploding human body…
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Scrumulus J. Caen (Part five: The Question)

Mr. Sand, the beachcomber, nodded once Scrum had finished his story.
“Well, I can see now why you’re so ashamed. Is there pe…
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Held for Ransom

An old woman was thrust into the penthouse. Judge Dench sat behind her.
“Ah, so she did escape the Forget,” the Sovereign …
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The Merry-Go-round is broken down
School had just gotten out, and everyone was ready for the summer. Jake was a tall, lanky guy with short brown hair and eyes …
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A Brief Glimpse into the Mind of Rockstarjoker

Get to work. Log on to computer. Check out BillHaderonline.com to see if I missed anything last night. I didn’t.
Sign on to…
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Act I, Scene V
It had been ten years since I saw him. Ten years since we were starcrossed lovers in a school play. Ten years, and now here …
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Act I, Scene V (cont.)

...and gave me a hug. Just a hug. What was he doing? Awkwardly, I hugged him back. Then, just as suddenly, he stepped back an…
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Dr. Super

“You certainly are a strange doctor, sir.” The young lady sitting beside me said.
“How so?” I asked.
“None of the doctors I k… -
Dr. Super to the Rescue

I rushed into the alley, where I carefully removed my expensive suit, revealing the spandex costume I wear everyday.
My phon…
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The Other Woman: Part 5b: James

“Do you love Amy more than Jake?” It was a stupid question; Sheila is the Best Mother. She’s got the trophies to prove it.
”...
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Super-Goner, Part 7

“You mean, you don’t know?” My mother said. She looked at me, apologetically, then turned towards my father and gave him a bi…
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Change of Heart

“I can’t believe you’re making me do this!” he said as he stormed past his mother.
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Act I, Scene V (part 3)

At any rate, I finally got up the will to go get my car keys and drive to the theatre. I certainly wasn’t going for him—him…
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Act I, Scene V (part 4)

Finally, after a minute or so (by this time, I was quite sure the play was indeed Romeo and Juliet), he looked over at me exp…
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Act I, Scene V (part 5)

I had been the apple of his eye until Reagan had gotten the lead part of the school play after Romeo and Juliet. When I got t…
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Tuesday

“Halt!” A smiling Princess Tuesday stopped us. “No need for a long journey, is there?” There was something ominous about her …
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first (sucky) ficlet
Erin gazed at the computer screen, unable to comprehend what was wrong with the professed English teacher.
“You are SUCH a F… -
Super-Goner Part 8

“I’m a WHAT?” I asked.
“You’re, a super hero, darling.” My mother said, calmly.
I laughed. This was their idea of a joke- so… -
Just Decide.
Hugh paused as he walked down the narrow path, his mind on other things. He had no idea where he was, or where his destinatio…
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HATE LIST 07
Llama’s HATE LIST 2007
Webkinz
sweet potatoes
Bridezillas
blisters
copper
the smell and sound of pencils
sunburn
...
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Only Way

Lissom watched, then translated quietly for the children. “She told you to go on the quest, only because all of Phynia was wa…
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Marvin

Marvin took a step back. Owwchh. It would have hurt less if Sally had smacked him in the face. But, no. Instead she had to sa…
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Unwanted Subjects, The Queen Strikes Back

It was the worst nightmare that no person had ever imagined. She stood at one corner of the room, while the chickens stood at…
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Merry-Go-Round part 2

Kate had been friends with Jake since they were 4 and she always felt bad for him when his parents fought, he would be having…
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The Real Competition

It was that time of summer again. All the regulars in the neighborhood were starting a football workout. It happens like this…
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Merry-Go-Round part 3

Jake climbed out of the car and stretched his legs, Sampson ran down to the water and chased after smoe ducks. Jake’s parents…
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Riley

Riley sat down in the middle of the side walk. Her half eaten cherry ice in her hand. It was all over her mouth and baby pink…
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Merry-Go-Round part 4

The smell of popcorn and cotton candy reached Jake before he hopped of his bike. Placing it up against a tree he made his way…
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Merry-Go-Round part 5

They began to talk for hours until tehy realized that the lights were starting to go out signaling their time to leave. They …
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Merry-Go-Round part 6

“Can’t you convince your parents to stay a while longer?” pleaded Jake as they sat on the dock, his feet dangling in the wate…
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Merry-Go-Round part 7

Jake turned around and looked about, not too many people were left. He glanced at the sky which had clouded over, then a nois…
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Merry-Go-Round part 8

He looked down at her face, her eyes were motionless, and one last breath rattled through her. Jake sat there with her cradel…
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Merry-Go-Round part 9

Sampson and Jake were never the same after that day. He told Kate about it, but never really spoke about that summer. He was …
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We're the Antithesis

He’s always been a punctilious sort of person: precise. Always on time. A place for everything. In his car, he puts his favor…
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a Girl from Russia

Words drift among the air, catching bits and pieces of others lives floated through her head, but she just couldn’t make sens…
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a Girl from Russia (cont.)

She walked to the windows, and looked out at the dark night sky. The sun slipped behind the trees, giving the stars there mom…
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The Beginning of Forever
And somehow it felt like the beginning of forever, just sitting there at the foot of the lighthouse, as the sun was setting i…
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Caturday
It’s time.
Uncurling, stretching… graceful awakening.
Cleaning, tidying. All is right. Beauty.
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Do you?
I think of you. I think of you when I am with other people. When I go to the movies. When I go to bed at night. When I go on…
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The Chase

We stampeded through the marble halls of the lower levels. There were a few close calls along the way. There were less Guards…
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Dead Dreams
When I dream I dream of deserts. Dry, dead, wastelands, scuttling beetles scraping on molted gray trees.
When I dream I drea…
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The Voice of Insanity

I stop as my hand bumps into a bottle of grape Nyquil. It toppples over, causing a chain reaction of tipping bottles, spillin…
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A Day in the Life of Stovohobo's Cat

Sunshine.
Blink. Yawn. Get up off the ground. . .Ok, one, two, heave!
Ok. Up. Catlike butt-up-in-the-air stretch.
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The House of the Bleeding Beater

Jeremy climbed the stairs, dried paint crackling under his feet. Turning on the landing, he saw the bedroom door, half open. ...