Stories posted 1/25/2008
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The Rain
A liquor cabinet full of hope.
Scissors of justice, a pervert’s panty stash of righteousness.
Slice slice. Pop. Stuff.
Pop…
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Of Pirates,Gangstas,and Transdimensional Rifts{Fanfiction Generator}

The gangster whips out a submachine gun and sprayes the street wildly. Casings fall tinkering to the ground like rain. The ma…
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Benny
” Benny, Breakfast!” The sounds and smells of breakfast awoke me from my cozy and warm bed. I let out a yawn and stretched to…
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Quicky Before Class
THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD.
THUD, THUD, THUD…THUD THUD…THUD THUD THUD THUD GUAK.
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5 Awkward Things for Your Doctor to Say in the Middle of a Prostate Exam

5. Man, you smell good.
4. Lemme just put my other hand on your shoulder and we’ll get started.
3. They said I had the bigg…
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The Great Imperial Caterpillar Death Match (LoA Challenge)

Enos landed seven right hooks on Hiram’s jaw, knocking Hiram against the curved glass wall and making him dizzy.
“Get up!” ...
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Her First Time Coming to Terms

The train made another stop, the operator calling out, “Lower East Side! Lower East Side, next stop Lafayette!”
Nancy had no…
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Voyage on the High Seas of Awesomeness

The treehouse is our pirate’s galleon. I’m the courageous Captain No-Beard; at my side, first mate Ben Gumm, chomping on a wa…
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Is It a Boy or Girl? Or...?

I turned around and looked into those dark green eyes. “It’s time to go.” he said calmly. I nodded my head and headed towards…
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Don't Panic
I walked in to find him reading a leatherbound book with gold leafed pages. He hadn’t seen me enter, but as soon as he realis…
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Half Lies and Tacit Inventories

“Where are you going?” These are not the words Dai wanted to hear at this particular moment. Why did she have to be home earl…
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A Mean Wind From Unkind Places
Incessant drone and rattle. It’s a mean wind from unkind places, locked up and chained up out west somewhere that got itself …
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Voting Machine (part one)
Igbot-309 ‘plinks to the democracy server and struggles with itself.
“This used to be easy,” it subroutines.
But that was b…
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Voting Machine (part two)

Logically, Igbot should vote for the device which will most improve Robot-Owner interaction in the General Sentient Parliamen…
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Her First Time Reading a Map

Nancy was becoming more and more fearful as the train made its stop at Lafayette. Most of the passengers had departed, and Na…
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Her First Time Meeting a New Yorker

The girl came over, sitting next to Nancy. She pointed out various train stops and explained how the subway system worked. Na…
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Her First Time Meeting a New Yorker

The girl came over, sitting next to Nancy. She pointed out various train stops and explained how the subway system worked. Na…
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A farmer in debt

It was eight o’clock when Drew returned from the bank. He hit the mailbox as he swerved into the driveway and got stuck in a …
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Papa's Funeral
Monday, Nov. 4, 1889
We buried Papa today. The service did not proceed as smoothly as we hoped. Even after I crept downsta…
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Stuck in the Snow

“No sir,” Justin said, running back to the logs. It was getting dark now, and the snowfall was picking up.
“What did you say…
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Mud in the Truck

Drew threw the keys at Justin. He grabbed them from the ground and stepped into the truck, tears falling down his cheeks. He …
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Animals belong outside

“But Drew – you just can’t kill her. It’s not right!”
“It’s a damn dog, Robin. You can’t let an animal do something like tha…
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Burn it down!

Drew walked to the barn and returned with a can of gasoline. He poured it along the porch and then reached for a cigarette fr…
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The Shotgun

Brandy rushed into the flaming porch to rescue Robin. Justin watched in horror as the three figures were burned alive. Snow c…
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Airwolf: Lobo Del Aire (An 80's TV Parody)
Dom waddled up the path of Stringfellow Hawke’s mountain cabin, 500 miles from the nearest town or phone line.
“String! Come…
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Mr. Nefarious and Sonny Schore 2

The rotten Cod fish fell apart when the custodian attempted to remove it, sluecing through his fingers, splattering on the he…
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Little Jim and the Dangerous Flowers
“Caution: Land Mines!”
The little wooden sign had been there longer than anyone could remember. A good deal of the paint h…
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Just For Now, I Promise
Right now there’s no hope
You’re hurt everywhere you go,
You cannot call your house a home
You’ll find but misery and woe.O…
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Special Delivery
He had walked across barren deserts, across endless plains of flat, lifeless land. He had trekked through harsh tundra, pushi…
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

“In just a few moments, we will be hearing from the chicken herself, tell, for the first time anywhere ,the long awaited tru…
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Apologies
No apologies in the land of the dead. I was learning this the hard way, aided by the meaty fists of an irate Spartan warrior….
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Every Day For the Rest of Our Lives
The candlelight is reflected in your dancing eyes,
illuminating their residing pools of liquid gold.
I am lost in your gaze,... -
Borat and the Chicken

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An old friend

After playing our gig and earning some well-deserved money, we headed over to Federichi’s, a restaurant located in NY’s littl…
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Innocent kiss [hardtoexplainmyownfeelings'challenge]

OLD
“Look, that one’s a flower!” I pointed to a cloud that resembled a flower.We were holding hands, laying on the blanket …
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Not Like I Planned
And it’s not like I planned. It’s nothing like I planned- or hoped. You’re so far away even though you’re right here. Right n…
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What's the deal?

Our faces went from joyful to semi-serious.
“A proposition?” I asked
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Someone Is Out There.

Someone is out there, and I happen to know why.
Fourteen and not much going for her, she locks inside her deepest secrets, t…
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Connection
She held the reciever close to her ear and smiled.
“Hey,”
“Hey,how are you?” he asked
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Dai's Bold Move

Dai had been driving for three hours. He had been well on his way leaving the state. He thought about all the things that he …
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Andrea and krissy go to kenny's house!

“Shut up!” Chris yells at Krissy.
Krissy and Andrea both eat very quickly and get up from the table. “Let’s go?” Krissy asks…. -
Memoirs of an inside-outsider to the "girl world"
My friends are all guys – Kaylen, peter, J.J. and Mohamed.
They’re my team mates on the basketball team. I’m the only girl.
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Off The Radar
Under the stillness of the full moon, Jeremiah dove into the bay. He paid silent thanks to the yacht for delivering him this …
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Graden, Angel of the Cathedral

I sat atop the cathedral’s main, and highest, tower.
Hm. Apparently The clouds have sunk low today…
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Saying Hello (Mundane Moments Challenge)

I’m trying to make my way down the corrider after the final bell, squeezed in by a bottleneck of people trying to shove their…
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The One Thing You Can Never Count On (There's Not Enough Time)

Another week has gone by, and I sometimes wonder if we will ever have the time we need to say the things we haven’t said. I h…
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The Answer to Why the Chicken Will Cross the Road (in the near future)

“Tell me about your days with Borat, and the infamous stunt you two pulled off on national television that led to your uprise…
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Date!

1 New TXT; From: Autumn:
Sure, see you after school.
YES!
K, see you.
I got up, and went into my living room.
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literatly falling into love[100th ficlet challenge]

He kissed me. On the pier. In the sunset. There was a rock. I then fell. Tumbled in the dark waters. Then I got kissed by a f…
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Plas-what?

I walked home after our little excursion, and stopped to look at all of the lights of inner-Rade.
December 25th 2056
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Destination Unknown :A New Dai

Dai was down to $38.00 and in need of gas.
Pulling into a Hess station Dai said to the attendant, “Fill er up with regular p…
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Designated
Our police car was parked outside a bar in South Jersey
We spotted a man leaving the bar so drunk
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Melia's Scary Challenge
I never imagined I’d pass the 50 ficlet milestone when I first found this wonderful site. But hey looky-there, I did. This pl…
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Running Through The Rain, Running Scared
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Doll Maker

Kara and Tim tryed to tell their parents that they heard noise late at night. Of course their parents thought they were heari…
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The story of Johnny Fox (pt. 1)

It was a small western town in the middle of kansas. Nothing big really happened, until he came along.
The Riddles were a …
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But the fire burned out 6

I picked up Em got my keys out of my pocket and ran to the car I Iooked back for the last time. This was it thank goodnees al…
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Doll Maker ( creation)

” You must be careful with this, It comes from an old potion maker who was feared by the locals centurys ago.”
Emmas father …
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Heart Shredder
You may not know this, but you are a heart shredder. The defenition of a heart shredder is someone who steals hearts and then…
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The story of Johnny Fox (pt. 2)

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I Think.
My heart was beating a thousand times faster than usual as I made the gap between us smaller. It was involuntary; I didn’t me…
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Come Play With Me

He was so astounded by the realness of the Doll, that he stop to look at how it was transforming before his very eyes. “What …
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Found Her!

I touched my forehead, and pointed up. I felt a breeze issue from around me,so i knew the enchantment worked.
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The story of Johnny Fox (pt. 3)

Johnny took the woman by her hair and dragged her up the stairs. Her wails were so loud that Kayla had to cover her ears. She…
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Melissa Awakening

The Father ran back up stairs to Emma room. He locked her door and tryed calling the local authorities. “Will they even belie…
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Future Moments Destroyed

Every couple minutes I was looking out the window, checking to see if he was here yet. Fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth peri…
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Now He's Even Haunting My Dreams

I slept soundly that night.
Dreams of Hayden flooded my head. The air around us had soft of a heavenly, dreamy kind of flair…
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The story of Johnny Fox (pt. 4)

Kayla ran as fast as she could, not knowing where to go. Her heart was pounding against her chest as she groped desperately f…
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The End

“Haha, yeah I remember that!” Rachel spoke into the phone.
“Yeahh..” I said, reliving the glory of that day. “Alright Rach, ...
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The story of Johnny Fox (pt. 5)

Her brothers got up at surprising speed. Johnny’s face was distorted, and he’d dropped the rose.
“Where’d you get that?” Jaco…