Stories posted 1/3/2008
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Female Enhancement

Joe sighed. This had happened four times already this month. “WOMAN!” he shouted.
His wife immediately stopped, and looked a…
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Please respect your fellow Ficleteers by tagging your mature-content ficlets appropriately. Please refrain from using copyrig…
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Survivor

Chris walks in the door. He is glad to be home from work.
“Thor” he shouted“Im in my office” She called out to him.
Wit…
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The real aftermath.
Were I an actor, what happened tonight would be hailed as an Oscar caliber performance. Since I’m not, it will remain an unkn…
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*_!FICLETS!_*>/THE MUSICAL\< song. *2*

...Ahhhh, this is nice, all set up here on Ficlets, lets see what we can do! hmmmm… ah yes, here we are…
right… WRITE…
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Fozzie is a Hit!

The phone rang. A feathered wing fumbled to pick up the phone.
“Bock?” Camilla said into the receiver.
“Camilla! Honey! It’...
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New person

The motel was cheap. Cracks in the walls. Rust in the bathroom. But Kevin could not complain, for this was much better then a…
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The Tragic Death of a Polish Ballerina {99 Ficlet Challenge}

Detective Dick Richards stood on the stage, looking down at the corpse of the ballerina. The body was lying on its side, with…
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When Too Much Kicking Hurts
He thought last night that he still knew how to make high kicks. Like those of Bruce Lee’s and Mr. Jackie Chan.
He kicked h…
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Merwin's Antipode (Part Eight)

“You need to put this behind you. Then give it to her.”
“I do.” He glanced at the rose.
“Do you still have what I gave you?...
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Damien Gallant: Secret Agent Extraordinaire
“Quickly!” said Damien Gallant, Secret Agent and habitual womanizer. “We must defuse the nuke before Vile has a chance to det…
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Yet They Make It Look So Easy On "National Geographic" Specials

Fozzie stared miserably at the foamy rapids. He’d asked them three times to drive him by the condo or at least a liquor store…
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The bubbles pity me
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Body Disposal.
As the time ticked by i was starting to get nervous not so nervous where i felt like running. The body in my bathroom was sme…
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Change of Plans (Daniel Gate)

Daniel nodded at the bouncer who waived him into the Elevate club. He tried to keep his steps and expression even; he had to …
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Second Thoughts Give Way to Mayhem

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The Family Monster (My 50th Ficlet)
It frightens our family every vacation. We run in terror from the little monster. You can not come or go without being under…
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Going on a Bear Hunt

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Let's Get a Cab
This one worked, but it took a while to pan out: “Wanna go somewhere quiet and make out?” I thought the direct approach was t…
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First Contact
Ten in the morning, the pub inside the transit lounge at Waterloo rail station – he sat, as promised, at the near end of the …
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Body Disposal Pt.2.
I stood outside smoking my last smoke. I knew it would be awhile before i can get another smoke but i knew i need it now. I w…
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llamaluvsmenotu: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That is Random and Sucky.

llamas make people laugh
llamas are cool
if there were no llamas, the world would be a misrible place and everyone would ha…
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Bad News

Chris and Thora are sitting down to dinner. They look forward to this part of the day, where they sit down,relax and catch up…
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The Hospitality Of Strangers

I’ve been walking along the main road for an hour now, according to my dying cell phone. Anna called but I didn’t answer it. ...
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Fox Hole
The days were getting longer by the second. I was dug in tight in my fox hole. Shells were dropping from everywhere. I could …
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Keen 13:A philosophical exploration of the Name you have all come to know and love....AND THE HORRIBLE DAY WHEN IT WILL BE GONE!!!!

Move out tha’ way! It’s my turn to rock!
Ok. Well I’ve actually already explained my pen name before…
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A Comprehensive Guide to Leaving Your Troubles Behind

Step one: Get in car, start engine. At this point, it’s always a good idea to roll down one or all of the windows. Never …
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Ego Libido Amo Tu In Aeternum, 7

My dreams… The one place where reality could never reach me. Sleep was always a sanctuary. Nightmares could never get into …
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Ego Libido Amo Tu In Aeternum, 8

My combat suit weighed an extra thirty pounds, but it now contained all of my equipment, and a fair bit of style. (Blue comba…
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My pet koala loves beautiful people.
Hi. My names is Hallie Ndudle. Rhymes with poodle. Prounonced as Noodle. I’m sorry about the strange spelling, but that is be…
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Showtime, Now or Never, The Great Bank Robbery

He was a young man, he said for two thousand he would drive the getaway car. He was blonde, didn’t talk much, mumbled when he…
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The Winner To OTOC's SECOND Challenge!

It took a looooot of thinking about, and from the votes sent in I hereby declare:
- bum budda dum! *
TAD WINSLOW! You are o…
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I Don't Want Wings!

We left my Fairy Godmother’s house and set off through the forest.
“As long as we’ve got a minute, Destiny,” she puffed, wip…
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My Macho PingPong Men

I was blown away by their “mad skills” – I’ve tried Guitar Hero before, but I can barely do beginner! I was going to ask if I…
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Not jealousy, bitterness, or even hate...
A new school year; one where we shall never see each other, except for those quick moments in the hall.
We sat in a circle,...
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him
you know its him when you keep scrolling through your buddylist waiting for him to sign on even when you know hes at soccer p…
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hurt to love
i can’t admit that i love you
i broke your heart once
and i don’t want to do it again
i love you too much to hurt you
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Bum Budda Dum!

“Shhh.. we don’t want to scare him off!” I whispered to Brett as we walked downstairs to where Shade was patiently waiting. T…
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love, kiss then crash
Laci I love you
his deep green eyes stared into my plain brown ones.
I love you too Peter
He gave me a gentle kiss.
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Llama's Quiz Challenge.

If I had to move to another country it would probably be Canada, just to hear everybody say “Eh”.
Hmmm.. ANTM, or as you guy…
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OTOC: A Philosophical Exploration of the Pen Name That Is Like, So Totally Mine, So Yeah That's Right, Walk Away..

I’ve done this before, but second time’s the
charmsecond time, right?So here we go. I wanted something different that wa…
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Not Another one

“I’m here,” I announced grandly when Lauren and Ember saw me paying my way into the dance. I laughed at the excitement of Lau…
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Because It's Back Again, OTOC's Revised Playlist

1. Shadow of the Day by Linkin Park, simply because they are truly amazing.
2. Wadsyaname by Nelly.
3. Hand Clap by Hurrica…
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Pulling Together Lyrics Challenge: Confession.

*Discomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me, distracting. I can’t seem to find myself again, my walls are closing in, wit…
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New Years' Eve Kiss

Denise looked down at her necklace, waiting for her prediction to come true again. See, every year, Denise and her first love…
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A Stroll Down a Quirky Lane (Get it? Get it? No? darn.)

1. When i go into a store, i must touch everything smooth or soft or made of china or with an interesting texture-or else thi…
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Time Bomb {17}

“You’re awake?”
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Job Hunt

After dinner Chris went to the study to look up job listings. He was still reeling from the argument. He could not believe h…
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Llama's Quiz Thingy

1.ENGLAND! i went there once and i loveed it, i’m gonna go to college there (i can dream!!!) and live tthere when i grow up. ...
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New Years' Eve Choice

11:56
She stood there, as the streets started to become quiet. She stared at the beautiful dark blue moonlight sky. Denise ki… -
I little interuption

I looked at Willy, then at Matt. He was smirking at Willy. He was rolling on the table with the ball in between his tiny paws…
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I should

I should write a poem
feel the magic
paint a picture
take a photo
write a storyBut I think I’ll just
sit and
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Ocean

What lack a beauti such is this, how can it be denied and not questioned?
Sky so blue and a skyline that only moves as the …
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Ego Libido Amo Tu In Aeternum, 9

Another minute passes. Nervously, I waited at the mage training field. The wind blows by wih a heated gust following. The mag…
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Maybe

I should be a good kid
never run
allways keep promises
kiss my guy when he says
I love you.I guess I
should.Maybe *should…
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The state zoo went out of business

My dad used to be the manager of the local grocery store; Food 2 Go! Now he is Jambo’s agent. He even bought those sunglasses…
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Merwin's Antipode (Part Seven)

As he merged into the heavy Chicago traffic, his cell phone rang.
Margaret said a silent prayer for him; his gaze fell upon …
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Another Hero's Aftermath

“...footage we see the masked vigilante known as Flightpath taking a savage beating at the hands of Destructain at the…”
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A Random Story (Lyric Challenge) (And you said ANY music >:D)

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Summer love before the summer starts
Samanth looked at her half-packed bag with guilt as she opened her door.
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The Fragile Grocery Shopper
The air that squeezed out of the toy tomato smelled odd.
Somewhere within the rubbery, off -putting aroma wafted an addicti…
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The Movie

Later that evening, Chris joined Thora on the couch. They watched the news and then a movie.
Thora rested comfortably again…
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she will come (lyrics challenge)

The boob fairy never came for me thats *the reason for teardrops on my guitar the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wis…
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Ready..Aim...Fire: Hunting for Not So Funny Bear

In the woods with their shotguns at the ready the elderly gentleman stood poised, a naked bear in the crosshairs.
“Wait, I t…
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Without You
Heart Broken,
Lost Hope,
Eternal Despair.
Do you see what you have left me with,
You have done this to me,
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Life
Life is passing me by,
God I wish to feel,
Something beyond this cold room,
I want to be alive again,
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llama's quiz/challenge, taken by `crayola.

Quiz? Challenge? I accept.
. another country? canada, definitely. canadians be awesome.
. nanny 911 – as the nanny. i have …
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What Happens Now
So what happens now,
We walk through life aimlessly,
We pretend nothing exists,
We ignore the sleepless nights,
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I've Decided
With the help of a new friend, I’ve decided that I will tell him how I feel. I really want him to know how I feel. I like him…
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They Have Made Worms Meat Of Me, Explaination of the Non de Plume/Pen Name of Mercutio the Brave, Noble Cousin to that Starstruck Lover

Forsooth I am a Shakespearian admirer.
Pray tell thee all who gather here, that I am Mercutio, Cousin to Romeo.
My number …
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Toetapper

Just my luck, stuck next to a toe tapper in the next stall, prolly some celebutard or senator.
“Hey,” came a male voice from…
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5 things ive never told anybody
1. i know that i was born to do something big, i just dont know what it is.
2. im afraid i am not balancing my life like i s…
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On a Cold Dark Night In a Sleepy Haze, Be Glad These Aint the Good 'Ole Days

On a cold Dark night, in a sleepy haze, be glad these aint the good ole days.
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Whirlwind of Events [quiz challenge-mostly in reverse]

I gazed into my medium blue glass of vitamin water and thought about the whirlwind the past 9 months have been.
After winning… -
shortest story chalenge

How can the world look so beautiful? John thought as he jumped and hit the water with a fatal splash.
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Lunchroom Lust (II)

Delmar tore up turf while Myrna scooped up kitty litter. He threw pigskins while she claimed Charlotte’s Web on her list of…
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Broken
“Would you like something to drink?”
“Sure. That’d be great.” Of course it would. We’d just biked to the neighboring city an…